“We hear a great deal too much about this thing disagreeing, and that
thing disagreeing,” said the old lady, with the greatest contempt it
was possible to express. “Don’t be greedy. I think you want it all
yourself.”
The king hung his head under this reproof, and said he wouldn’t talk
about things disagreeing any more.
“Be good, then,” said the Fairy Grandmarina, “and don’t! When the
beautiful Princess Alicia consents to partake of the salmon--as I think
she will--you will find she will leave a fish-bone on her plate. Tell
her to dry it, and to rub it, and to polish it till it shines like
mother-of-pearl, and to take care of it as a present from me.”
“Is that all?” asked the king.
“Don’t be impatient, sir,” returned the Fairy Grandmarina, scolding him
severely. “Don’t catch people short before they have done speaking.
Just the way with you grown-up persons. You are always doing it.”
The king again hung his head, and said he wouldn’t do so any more.
“Be good, then,” said the Fairy Grandmarina, “and don’t! Tell the
Princess Alicia, with my love, that the fish-bone is a magic present
which can only be used once; but that it will bring her, that once,
whatever she wishes for, PROVIDED SHE WISHES FOR IT AT THE RIGHT
TIME. That is the message. Take care of it.”
The king was beginning, “Might I ask the reason?” when the fairy became
absolutely furious.
“_Will_ you be good, sir?” she exclaimed, stamping her foot on the
ground. “The reason for this, and the reason for that, indeed! You are
always wanting the reason. No reason. There! Hoity toity me! I am sick
of your grown-up reasons.”
The king was extremely frightened by the old lady’s flying into such
a passion, and said he was very sorry to have offended her, and he
wouldn’t ask for reasons any more.
“Be good, then,” said the old lady, “and don’t!”
With those words Grandmarina vanished, and the king went on and on
and on, till he came to the office. There he wrote and wrote and
wrote, till it was time to go home again. Then he politely invited
the Princess Alicia, as the fairy had directed him, to partake of the
salmon. And when she had enjoyed it very much, he saw the fish-bone on
her plate, as the fairy had told him he would, and he delivered the
fairy’s message, and the Princess Alicia took care to dry the bone, and
to rub it, and to polish it till it shone like mother-of-pearl.
And so, when the queen was going to get up in the morning, she said,
“Oh, dear me, dear me; my head, my head!” and then she fainted away.
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