In the church were the prince’s relations and friends, and the
Princess Alicia’s relations and friends, and the seventeen princes and
princesses, and the baby, and a crowd of the neighbors. The marriage
was beautiful beyond expression. The duchess was bridesmaid, and beheld
the ceremony from the pulpit, where she was supported by the cushion of
the desk.
Grandmarina gave a magnificent wedding-feast afterward, in which there
was everything and more to eat, and everything and more to drink.
The wedding-cake was delicately ornamented with white satin ribbons,
frosted silver, and white lilies, and was forty-two yards round.
When Grandmarina had drunk her love to the young couple, and Prince
Certainpersonio had made a speech, and everybody had cried, hip, hip,
hip, hurrah! Grandmarina announced to the king and queen that in future
there would be eight quarter-days in every year, except leap-year, when
there would be ten. She then turned to Certainpersonio and Alicia,
and said, “My dears, you will have thirty-five children, and they
will be good and beautiful. Seventeen of your children will be boys,
and eighteen girls. The hair of the whole of your children will curl
naturally. They will never have the measles, and will have recovered
from the whooping-cough before being born.”
On hearing such good news everybody cried out, “Hip, hip, hip, hurrah!”
again.
“It only remains,” said Grandmarina in conclusion, “to make an end of
the fish-bone.”
THE INFANT PHENOMENON
XXIII
THE INFANT PHENOMENON
IN our day the moving picture and the radio have made it possible for
the people who live in the city and the people who live in the country
to see and hear the same things. Our amusements are very much alike.
But it was not so in Dickens’s day. The great actors were in the
theatres of the large cities; but companies of strolling players were
on the roads. They carried their stage scenery with them and did their
own advertising. They did not have to compete with those who could act
better.
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