The manager clapped his hands as a signal to proceed, and the savage,
becoming ferocious, made a slide toward the maiden; but the maiden
avoided him in six twirls, and came down at the end of the last one
upon the very points of her toes. This seemed to make some impression
upon the savage; for, after a little more ferocity and chasing of the
maiden into corners, he began to relent, and stroked his face several
times with his right thumb and forefinger, thereby intimating that
he was struck with admiration of the maiden’s beauty. Acting upon
the impulse of this passion, he (the savage) began to hit himself
severe thumps in the chest, and to exhibit other indications of being
desperately in love, which being rather a prosy proceeding, was very
likely the cause of the maiden’s falling asleep; whether it was or no,
asleep she did fall, sound as a church, on a sloping bank, and the
savage perceiving it, leaned his left ear on his left hand, and nodded
sideways, to intimate to all whom it might concern that she _was_
asleep, and no shamming. Being left to himself, the savage had a dance,
all alone. Just as he left off, the maiden woke up, rubbed her eyes,
got off the bank, and had a dance all alone too--such a dance that
the savage looked on in ecstasy all the while, and when it was done,
plucked from a neighboring tree some botanical curiosity, resembling
a small pickled cabbage, and offered it to the maiden, who at first
wouldn’t have it, but on the savage shedding tears relented. Then the
savage jumped for joy; then the maiden jumped for rapture at the sweet
smell of the pickled cabbage. Then the savage and the maiden danced
violently together, and, finally, the savage dropped down on one knee,
and the maiden stood on one leg upon his other knee; thus concluding
the ballet, and leaving the spectators in a state of pleasing
uncertainty, whether she would ultimately marry the savage, or return
to her friends.
“Very well indeed,” said Mr. Crummles; “bravo!”
“Bravo!” cried Nicholas, resolved to make the best of everything.
“Beautiful!”
“This, sir,” said Mr. Vincent Crummles, bringing the maiden forward,
“this is the Infant Phenomenon--Miss Ninetta Crummles.”
“Your daughter?” inquired Nicholas.
“My daughter--my daughter,” replied Mr. Vincent Crummles; “the idol
of every place we go into, sir. We have complimentary letters about
this girl, sir, from the nobility and gentry of almost every town in
England.”
“I am not surprised at that,” said Nicholas; “she must be quite a
natural genius.”
“Quite a--!” Mr. Crummles stopped; language was not powerful enough to
describe the Infant Phenomenon. “I’ll tell you what, sir,” he said;
“the talent of this child is not to be imagined. She must be seen,
sir--seen--to be ever so faintly appreciated. There; go to your mother,
my dear.”
“May I ask how old she is?” inquired Nicholas.
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