The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
But we have reason to suspect that this subscription pines,
And is about as profitable as his Cornish mines;
So a begging he will go, will go, will go, so a begging
he will go.
And next, lest any class of crime, unhonour'd, should escape,
The tender Waithman recommends the case of Mr. Snape;
And a begging he does go, does go, does go, and a begging
he does go.
We know not whether Brougham has yet subscribed, but think he must,
The crime being only forgery--a petty breach of trust;
So a begging they will go, will go, will go, so a begging
they will go.
When Captain Romeo ran away from Naples, in a funk,
With nothing but a pound of maccaroni in his trunk,
A begging he did go, did go, did go, a begging
he did go.
To keep this pilot of the cause of Italy afloat,
Enthusiast Bennett's generous hand subscribes--a one-pound note!
And a begging he did go, did go, did go, and a begging
he did go.
We have not breath to spend on all the vicious or the vile--
On Wooler, Watson, Waddington, Hunt, Honey, and Carlile,
But a begging they all go, all go, all go, but a begging
they all go.
From all the jails, in all the land, their begging-boxes spread,
And e'en the grave, at Faction's call, delivers up its dead;
And a begging they do go, do go, do go, and a begging
they do go.
But lastly comes a beggar-man, who would be knighthood's shame,
But that the title he assumes is only a false name;
When a begging he does go, does go, does go, when a begging
he does go.
The soldier, or the sailor, who accosts one in the street,
Can shew the scars he got, or tell the enemy he beat;
When a begging he does go, does go, does go, when a begging
he does go.
But here's a bold impostor, the sauciest of the batch,
Who never won a fight at all, and never got a scratch;
Yet a begging he does go, does go, does go, and a begging
he does go.
He has not dealt in blows and blood as silly people think,
But is a very hero,--in the way of pen and ink;
But a begging he does go, does go, does go, but a begging
he does go.
And thus he can produce us, of the battles he has seen,
Certificates on paper--having none upon his skin,
When a begging he does go, does go, does go, when a begging
he does go.
While other soldiers Paris took, and France at freedom set,
This rival hero storm'd a jail, and rescued Lavalette.
And a begging he did go, did go, did go, and a begging
he did go.
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