The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"After dinner, as soon as the health of the King, the welfare of
the Church, the prosperity of the University and City, and other
toasts of loyalty, literature, and religion, had been honoured,
the Lord Mayor proposed the health of the Vice-Chancellor of
Oxford. This was followed by toasts to the health of the other
Heads of Houses, the Professors, and Proctors; the Worshipful
the Mayor and other Magistrates of Oxford, and the Right Hon.
the Lord Mayor of London; each toast giving rise to such
acknowledgments as the individuals, to whom they referred,
considered appropriate and adequate. The health of the Lady
Mayoress, and the other ladies of the company, was proposed by
one of the Heads of the Houses; the toast was hailed with warm
demonstrations of respect, and the honour was acknowledged with
considerable point and taste by Mr. Lockhart, the Member, at her
Ladyship's request.
"The Ladies, who, to the great gratification of the Company, had
sat longer than is usual at most tables, at length obeyed the
signal of the Lady Mayoress, and retired to the drawing room,
'With grace,
Which won who saw, to wish their stay.'
"The conversation was, however, in no degree changed in their
absence. The Lady Mayoress and her fair friends had taken
their share in it with much good sense and delicacy; and their
departure, so far from being succeeded by that obstreperous and
vulgar merriment, or anything like that gross profligacy of
conversation, which indicates rejoicing at being emancipated
from the restraint of female presence, only gave occasion to
the Magistrates of Oxford to express their wish, that, in the
invitations to their Corporation dinners, arrangements could be
made that would include the ladies."
After such a dinner and such an evening, it may easily be imagined
that Lord Wenables and his Court slept like tops--not but that his
Lordship had "requested his friends not to devote too many hours to
repose." In obedience to a wish, which when breathed by a Lord Mayor
becomes a command, everybody was up and busy "while the morning was
early:" the yeoman of his Lordship's household, half covered with an
awning, was occupied with the cook, who was busied on this lovely
day in making a fire to boil the tea-kettle, in a grate in the bow of
the boat.
"About seven o'clock," says the reverend historian, "signals of
the approach of his Lordship's party were descried and heard.
The populace, thickly stationed on the road through which the
carriages were to pass, caught up the acclamation; and announced
to all who thronged the margin of the river, that----the Lord
Mayor was coming! His Lordship and the Lady Mayoress alighted
from the carriage at the bridge, and walked through the
respectful crowd, which divided to give them passage; and were at
once conveyed to the state barge----in the Water Bailiff's boat!"
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