The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
In the eagerness of his flight,
the doughty messenger had much ado to maintain his seat: he
sometimes slipped on one side of the saddle, and sometimes on the
other; while the skirts of his unbuttoned coat fluttered out far
behind him. He executed his commission, however, with fidelity
equalled only by the dispatch which he had used; for when the
barge arrived at Caversham Bridge, the carriage was waiting the
Lord Mayor's arrival. Other carriages were also in attendance.
It was now nearly nine o'clock; and as the evening shadows were
beginning to shroud the surrounding scenery, the Lady Mayoress,
and the other ladies of the party, except the Misses Atkins,
fearful of too long exposure to the night air, landed at the
bridge, amidst the firing of guns and other demonstrations of
respectful salutation, and proceeded in their carriages to
Reading."
That a Lord Mayor should devote much time to Reading, Mr. Rogers
would declare highly improbable--but his Lordship and party partook
of a sumptuous supper and went to bed. That we cannot devote much
more space to Lord Wenables is equally mortifying--suffice it to
say, that on the following day, after a hearty breakfast, an eleven
o'clock snack, and a one o'clock luncheon, Lord Wenables and his
court partook of a cold collation at Cliefden, at which were present
Mrs. Fromow and her son, Broom Witts, Esq.; the Mayors of Maidenhead,
Windsor, and Reading, the brothers and sisters of Lord Wenables, and
sixty or seventy other persons.
"The gardens and grounds were thronged with spectators, either
strolling about or seated on the grass; and on the opposite
banks, several tents were erected for general convenience; around
which the children shouted and threw up their hats!"
What particular occurrences excited the mirth and activity of the
children round this particular spot, the reverend gentleman omits to
mention; the following, however, must not be overlooked:--
"The increasing pressure of the surrounding people now rendered
the adoption of some plan necessary by which their curiosity
could be better gratified. Arrangements were accordingly made
to admit the female part of the spectators, in small successive
parties, to walk round the tables as the company were seated
at dinner; and it was curious to see how many eager eyes were
strained, and fingers pointed, to distinguish the individuals of
the party. But it was something more than a mere idle feeling of
curiosity that prompted this anxiety in the honest peasantry to
see the Lord Mayor of London."
It seems, in fact, that Lord Wenables was born in those parts,
so that his anxiety about the source of the Thames was in fact
instinctive and intuitive, and as natural as it was laudable.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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