The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"Mr. Watson said that he was present, a few evenings since,
at a Lecture delivered by Dr. Birkbeck, on the utility of the
machine to supersede the necessity of the climbing-boy. The
Doctor, he admitted, argued candidly and fairly on the subject,
and produced an improvement in Glass's machine, which was
unquestionably the best invention of the kind; yet, with all
its perfections, he (Mr. Watson) was convinced that it would
never answer the expectations of those who entertained such a
favourable opinion of its efficacy in cleansing chimnies. In
the course of the lecture the Doctor said that the machine must
succeed in all cases where it is used, if the prejudices of the
master chimney-sweepers did not interfere with the trial. It was
true that the machine so eloquently eulogized by the Doctor would
answer in cleansing perpendicular chimnies, but where there were
impediments from various causes, no machine, however pliable,
would overcome them.
"Several master chimney-sweepers addressed the chair in the
course of the afternoon. One of them commenced 'I'm blowed,
but if we had Dr. Bucbuck, or whatever you may call him, here
at our dinner, I think we should soon make a conwert of him to
our opinions. Gemmen, I say it is impossible that ere chimney
(pointing to the chimney in the room) can be swept unless one
of us goes up it; and I'll give you a proof of it now.' The
speaker here began to doff his long coat, and would have run up
the chimney in earnest, had he not been prevented by some of his
brother tradesmen, who caught hold of him by the legs just as his
body was about disappearing from the company. When he alighted
on the floor, he said that he did not mind a fig getting a sooty
shirt, so that he succeeded in showing the strangers present,
how little danger was to be apprehended in doing the work as it
should be done, and that was by encouraging climbing-boys. He had
ascended upwards of 5,000 chimnies in his life, of all sorts and
sizes, and never yet met with an accident."
"Archdeacon Pott and the Clargy of Middlesex," were then given.
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