The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"I supped with a young parson of good family, who made me laugh
heartily at his orthodoxy in matters of religion, interspersed
with talk, which was by no means remarkable for severe decorum
of virtue. But such is the piety of Englishmen (_qu. ?_)--it is
to them at once a party matter and an affair of good manners;
and as in politics they follow their party implicitly, through
thick and thin, reasonable and unreasonable, because it is
their party;--as they submit to a custom for ever because it
is a custom; so they regard their religion, (without the least
tincture of poetry,) in exactly the same point of view: they go
to church on Sundays, just as regularly as they dress every day
for dinner; and regard a man who neglects church, just in the
same light as one who eats fish with a knife."
We may afford to despise this infidel's sneer at English piety. As
for his ideas of English manners, the secret of his "thorough-lustre"
on that head now begins to peep out. He had evidently been studying
the poor puppyisms of what has been well enough called "the
silver-fork school of novelists." In the genuine spirit of the
doctors of this precious "sapientia," he says,--
"The common people in England put the knife as well as the fork
to their mouths. The higher classes, on the contrary, regard this
as the true sin against the Holy Ghost, and cross themselves
internally when they see a foreign ambassador now and then eat
so;--it is an affront to the whole nation."
This specimen of his highness's "decorum" is sufficient. With
reference to his highness's horsemanship, we leave the following
exploit of the succeeding morning to the consideration of the
reader:--
"About a mile and a half farther on, the path suddenly ends in a
ha-ha, over which my horse utterly refused to leap. As the wall
was on my side, and the turf below very soft, I hit upon a new
expedient; I tied my handkerchief over the eyes of the refractory
beast, and pushed him down backwards over the wall. He was very
little frightened, and not at all hurt by the fall, as I had
expected, and grazed peaceably blindfold till I rejoined him.
This manœuvre saved me at least five miles." (No doubt German
miles.)
We presume this experiment was performed upon a friend's horse. In
the execution, however, of his "new expedient," he had, it appears,
dropped his purse: and we give the account of its restoration to its
owner in his highness's own words, in order to show the opinion his
highness entertains of the numerous fools who were civil enough to
make "feasts for him" while he was in this country.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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