The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
From this splendid detail we discern that his highness travelled with
a sac de nuit stuffed with bank-notes; nevertheless--
"The Prince, unable to conceal his pain"
at the loss of his ten pounds, runs to his amiable friends at the
bookshop, and imparts to them the disaster:--
"The surprise and concern of all were equal. In a few minutes the
daughters began to whisper to their mother, made signs to one
another, then took their father on one side; and after a short
deliberation, the youngest came up to me and asked me, blushing
and embarrassed, 'Whether this loss might not have caused me
a temporary embarrassment, and whether I would accept a loan
of five pounds, which I could restore whenever I returned that
way:' at the same time trying to push the note into my hand.
Such genuine kindness touched me to the heart: it had something
so affectionate and disinterested, that the greatest benefit
conferred under other circumstances would perhaps have inspired
me with less gratitude than this mark of unaffected goodwill. You
may imagine how cordially I thanked them. 'Certainly,' said I,
'were I in the slightest difficulty, I should not be too proud to
accept so kind an offer; but as this is not in the least degree
the case, I shall lay claim to your generosity in another way,
and beg permission to be allowed to carry back to the Continent a
kiss from each of the fair girls of Monmouth.' This was granted,
amid much laughter and good-natured resignation. Thus freighted,
I went back to my carriage!"--(N.B.--He had come by the mail.)
The end of all this interesting story is, that two or three days
after, his highness (whom, like Goethe, and unlike the barmaids, and
the bookseller's daughters, we always "figure to ourselves as of a
dignified aspect") finds his purse and his book in his dressing-gown
pocket, so that the whole episode is given to show his Julia what a
fine man he is, and how ready his "specimens of innocence" are to
fall vanquished at his feet.--"Eich dyn!"
But we must cut his highness short. At Bristol he enters Radcliffe
Church while the organ is playing, and stations himself in a corner,
whence he could catch a glimpse at the interior:--
"The illiberality of the English Church would not allow me this
satisfaction, and the preacher sent an old woman to tell me that
I must sit down. As it is not the custom in Catholic churches to
interrupt the devotions of a congregation on such light grounds,
even if strangers go in without any caution to view whatever is
worth seeing in the church, I might justly wonder that English
Protestant piety should have so little confidence in its own
strength, as to be thus blown about by the slightest breath. The
riddle was explained to me afterwards: I should have to pay for
my seat, and the truly pious motive was the sixpence. However, I
had had enough, and left their mummery without paying."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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