The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
General
The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"Not all of them," said Daly; "no; I believe I got off pretty well,
but evidently the worse for wear; for, Teneriffe or not Teneriffe,
it is my maxim to stick to the wreck as long as she floats, and as
long as I could get anybody to sit, I staid; the curate and the boy
with the frill went with the ladies, but Bagswash and the parish
Paracelsus remained. However, at last, seeing all the bottles
empty, and no disposition on the part of Baggy to replenish, I
made a move, and never did I see a man more happy at having got
out of a scrape than mine host. He sent his kindest regards to
the Wrigglesworths--hoped to see me soon again--did I know my road
home? In short, I cannot enumerate the civilities he heaped upon me,
which, considering his respect for my friend Sir Marmaduke, and the
fact of his having nine unmarried daughters, I duly appreciated, and
forthwith bent my way homewards."
"Glad, I should think," said I, "to be safe out."
"On the contrary," said Daly, "I should like to have remained
where I was; if it had not been for the anger of the respectable
cat-of-nine-tails about the Teneriffe, it would have been a very
agreeable domicile. However, once started, onwards I went, rejecting,
indignantly, the offer of Bagswash to send a man to show me the
way;--nothing I hate so much; as if a man who had followed his nose
into a place could not follow his nose out of it."
"I trust," said I, "that your intrepidity was crowned with success?"
"Rather crippled," replied Daly, "as you shall hear; however, there
are two ends to my story, or, rather, a story and a sequel."
"Pray go on," said I, knowing that so long as his breath lasted, his
tongue would wag, as a cherry-clapper does while the wind blows.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account