On the day of the drawing-room meeting a large company gathered in
the hall at Belgrave Square. Lady Robert Ure, back from the honeymoon,
received the guests for her mother, whose weak heart and a headache kept
her upstairs. Her husband stood aside, chewing the end of his mustache
and looking through his eyeglass with a gleam of amused interest in his
glittering eye. There were many ladies, all fashionably dressed, and
one of them wore a seagull's wing in her hat, with part of the root left
visible and painted red to show that it had been torn out of the living
bird. The men were nearly all clergymen, and the cut of their cloth and
the fashions of their ties indicated the various complexions of their
creeds. They glanced at each other with looks of embarrassment, and Mrs.
Callender, who came in like a breeze off a Scottish moor, said audibly
that she had never seen “sae many craws on one tree before.” The
Archdeacon was there with his head up, talking loudly to Lady Robert.
She stood motionless in her place, never turning her head toward John
Storm, though it was plain that she was looking at him constantly. More
than once he caught an expression of pain in her face, and felt pity for
her as one of the brides who had acted the lie of marrying without love.
But his spirits were high. He welcomed everybody, and even bantered Mrs.
Callender when she told him she “objected to the hale thing,” and said,
“Weel, weel, wait a wee.”
The Archdeacon gave the signal and led the way with Lady Robert to the
drawing-room, where Mrs. Macrae, redolent of perfume, was reclining on
a sofa with the “lady poodle” by her side. As soon as the company were
seated the Archdeacon rose and coughed loudly.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “we have no assurance of a blessing
except 'Ask and ye shall receive.' Therefore, before we go further,
it is our duty, as brethren of a common family in Christ, to ask the
blessing of Almighty God on this enterprise.”
There was a subdued rustle of drooping hats and bonnets, when suddenly a
thin voice was heard to say, “Mr. Archdeacon, may I inquire first who is
to ask the blessing?”
“I thought of doing so myself,” said the Archdeacon with a meek smile.
“In that case, as a Unitarian, I must object to an invocation in which I
do not believe.”
There was a half-suppressed titter from the wall at the back, where Lord
Robert Ure was standing with his face screwed up to his eyeglass.
“Well, if the name of our Lord is a stumbling block to our Unitarian,
brother, no doubt the prayer in this instance would be acceptable
without the customary Christian benediction.”
“That's just like you,” said a large man near the door, with whiskers
all round his face. “You've been trimming all your life, and now you are
going to trim away the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.”
“If our Low-Church brother thinks he can do better----”
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