The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
"And the judges' wives, you rogue?" I say. "Well, no man is satisfied;
and the only reason I have to be angry with the captain yonder is,
that, the other night, at Mrs. Perkins's, being in conversation with a
charming young creature--who knows all my favorite passages in Tennyson,
and takes a most delightful little line of opposition in the Church
controversy--just as we were in the very closest, dearest, pleasantest
part of the talk, comes up young Hotspur yonder, and whisks her away in
a polka. What have you and I to do with polkas, Lankin? He took her down
to supper--what have you and I to do with suppers?"
"Our duty is to leave them alone," said the philosophical Serjeant.
"And now about breakfast--shall we have some?" And as he spoke, a
savory little procession of stewards and stewards' boys, with drab tin
dish-covers, passed from the caboose, and descended the stairs to the
cabin. The vessel had passed Greenwich by this time, and had worked its
way out of the mast-forest which guards the approaches of our city.
The owners of those innumerable boxes, bags, oil-skins, guitar-cases,
whereon the letter K was engraven, appeared to be three ladies, with a
slim gentleman of two or three and thirty, who was probably the husband
of one of them. He had numberless shawls under his arm and guardianship.
He had a strap full of Murray's Handbooks and Continental Guides in
his keeping; and a little collection of parasols and umbrellas, bound
together, and to be carried in state before the chief of the party, like
the lictor's fasces before the consul.
The chief of the party was evidently the stout lady. One parasol being
left free, she waved it about, and commanded the luggage and the menials
to and fro. "Horace, we will sit there," she exclaimed, pointing to a
comfortable place on the deck. Horace went and placed the shawls and
the Guidebooks. "Hirsch, avy vou conty les bagages? tront sett morso ong
too?" The German courier said, "Oui, miladi," and bowed a rather sulky
assent. "Bowman, you will see that Finch is comfortable, and send her to
me." The gigantic Bowman, a gentleman in an undress uniform, with very
large and splendid armorial buttons, and with traces of the powder of
the season still lingering in his hair, bows, and speeds upon my lady's
errand.
I recognize Hirsch, a well-known face upon the European high-road, where
he has travelled with many acquaintances. With whom is he making the
tour now?--Mr. Hirsch is acting as courier to Mr. and Mrs. Horace
Milliken. They have not been married many months, and they are
travelling, Hirsch says, with a contraction of his bushy eyebrows, with
miladi, Mrs. Milliken's mamma. "And who is her ladyship?" Hirsch's brow
contracts into deeper furrows. "It is Miladi Gigglebury," he says, "Mr.
Didmarsh. Berhabs you know her." He scowls round at her, as she calls
out loudly, "Hirsch, Hirsch!" and obeys that summons.
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