The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
Everybody, indeed, was in high spirits. The fog cleared off, the sun
shone, the ladies chatted and laughed, even Mrs. Milliken was in good
humor ("My wife is all intellect," Milliken says, looking at her with
admiration), and talked with us freely and gayly. She was kind enough
to say that it was a great pleasure to meet with a literary and
well-informed person--that one often lived with people that did not
comprehend one. She asked if my companion, that tall gentleman--Mr.
Serjeant Lankin, was he?--was literary. And when I said that Lankin knew
more Greek, and more Latin, and more law, and more history, and more
everything, than all the passengers put together, she vouchsafed to
look at him with interest, and enter into a conversation with my modest
friend the Serjeant. Then it was that her adoring husband said "his
Lavinia was all intellect;"--Lady Kicklebury saying that SHE was not a
literary woman: that in HER day few acquirements were requisite for the
British female; but that she knew THE SPIRIT OF THE AGE, and her DUTY AS
A MOTHER, and that "Lavinia and Fanny had had the best masters and
the best education which money and constant maternal solicitude could
impart." If our matrons are virtuous, as they are, and it is Britain's
boast, permit me to say that they certainly know it.
The conversation growing powerfully intellectual under Mrs. Milliken,
poor Hicks naturally became uneasy, and put an end to literature by
admiring the ladies' head-dresses. "Cab-heads, hoods, what do you call
'em?" he asked of Miss Kicklebury. Indeed, she and her sister wore a
couple of those blue silk over-bonnets, which have lately become the
fashion, and which I never should have mentioned but for the young
lady's reply.
"Those hoods!" she said--"WE CALL THOSE HOODS UGLIES! Captain Hicks."
Oh, how pretty she looked as she said it! The blue eyes looked up under
the blue hood, so archly and gayly; ever so many dimples began playing
about her face; her little voice rang so fresh and sweet, that a heart
which has never loved a tree or flower but the vegetable in question
was sure to perish--a heart worn down and sickened by repeated
disappointment, mockery, faithlessness--a heart whereof despair is an
accustomed tenant, and in whose desolate and lonely depths dwells an
abiding gloom, began to throb once more--began to beckon Hope from the
window--began to admit sunshine--began to--O Folly, Folly! O Fanny!
O Miss K., how lovely you looked as you said, "We call those hoods
Uglies!" Ugly indeed!
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