The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
"And here comes Mademoiselle de Reineck, with her companion. You see she
is wearing out one of the faded silk gowns which she has spoiled at the
Residenz during the season: for the Reinecks are economical, though they
are proud; and forced, like many other insolvent grandees, to do and to
wear shabby things.
"It is very kind of the young countess to call her companion 'Louise,'
and to let Louise call her 'Laure;' but if faces may be trusted,--and we
can read in one countenance conceit and tyranny; deceit and slyness in
another,--dear Louise has to suffer some hard raps from dear Laure: and,
to judge from her dress, I don't think poor Louise has her salary paid
very regularly.
"What a comfort it is to live in a country where there is neither
insolence nor bankruptcy among the great folks, nor cringing, nor
flattery among the small. Isn't it, Miss Fanny?"
Miss Fanny says, that she can't understand whether I am joking
or serious; and her mamma calls her away to look at the ruins of
Wigginstein. Everybody looks at Wigginstein. You are told in Murray to
look at Wigginstein.
Lankin, who has been standing by, with a grin every now and then upon
his sardonic countenance, comes up and says, "Titmarsh, how can you be
so impertinent?"
"Impertinent! as how?"
"The girl must understand what you mean; and you shouldn't laugh at her
own mother to her. Did you ever see anything like the way in which that
horrible woman is following the young lord about?"
"See! You see it every day, my dear fellow; only the trick is better
done, and Lady Kicklebury is rather a clumsy practitioner. See! why
nobody is better aware of the springes which are set to catch him than
that young fellow himself, who is as knowing as any veteran in May Fair.
And you don't suppose that Lady Kicklebury fancies that she is doing
anything mean, or anything wrong? Heaven bless you! she never did
anything wrong in her life. She has no idea but that everything she
says, and thinks, and does is right. And no doubt she never did rob a
church: and was a faithful wife to Sir Thomas, and pays her tradesmen.
Confound her virtue! It is that which makes her so wonderful--that brass
armor in which she walks impenetrable--not knowing what pity is, or
charity; crying sometimes when she is vexed, or thwarted, but laughing
never; cringing, and domineering by the same natural instinct--never
doubting about herself above all. Let us rise, and revolt against those
people, Lankin. Let us war with them, and smite them utterly. It is to
use against these, especially, that Scorn and Satire were invented."
"And the animal you attack," says Lankin, "is provided with a hide to
defend him--it is a common ordinance of nature."
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