The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
In the course of his travels, one of Sir Thomas Kicklebury's chief
amusements and cares had been to cultivate this bushy auburn ornament.
He said that no man could pronounce German properly without a beard to
his jaws; but he did not appear to have got much beyond this preliminary
step to learning; and, in spite of his beard, his honest English accent
came out, as his jolly English face looked forth from behind that fierce
and bristly decoration, perfectly good-humored and unmistakable. We try
our best to look like foreigners, but we can't. Every Italian mendicant
or Pont Neuf beggar knows his Englishman in spite of blouse, and beard,
and slouched hat. "There is a peculiar high-bred grace about us," I
whisper to Lady Kicklebury, "an aristocratic je ne scais quoi, which is
not to be found in any but Englishmen; and it is that which makes us so
immensely liked and admired all over the Continent." Well, this may
be truth or joke--this may be a sneer or a simple assertion: our
vulgarities and our insolences may, perhaps, make us as remarkable
as that high breeding which we assume to possess. It may be that the
Continental society ridicules and detests us, as we walk domineering
over Europe; but, after all, which of us would denationalize himself?
who wouldn't be an Englishman? Come, sir, cosmopolite as you are,
passing all your winters at Rome or at Paris; exiled by choice, or
poverty, from your own country; preferring easier manners, cheaper
pleasures, a simpler life: are you not still proud of your British
citizenship? and would you like to be a Frenchman?
Kicklebury has a great acquaintance at Noirbourg, and as he walks into
the great concert-room at night, introducing his mother and sisters
there, he seemed to look about with a little anxiety, lest all of his
acquaintance should recognize him. There are some in that most strange
and motley company with whom he had rather not exchange salutations,
under present circumstances. Pleasure-seekers from every nation in the
world are here, sharpers of both sexes, wearers of the stars and cordons
of every court in Europe; Russian princesses, Spanish grandees, Belgian,
French, and English nobles, every degree of Briton, from the ambassador,
who has his conge, to the London apprentice who has come out for his
fortnight's lark. Kicklebury knows them all, and has a good-natured nod
for each.
"Who is that lady with the three daughters who saluted you, Kicklebury?"
asks his mother.
"That is our Ambassadress at X., ma'am. I saw her yesterday buying a
penny toy for one of her little children in Frankfort Fair."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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