The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
It is wonderful how large Kicklebury's acquaintance is. He has a word
and a joke, in the best German he can muster, for everybody--for the
high well-born lady, as for the German peasant maiden, or the pretty
little washerwoman, who comes full sail down the streets, a basket on
her head and one of Mrs. Fantail's wonderful gowns swelling on each arm.
As we were going to the Schloss-Garten I caught a sight of the rogue's
grinning face yesterday, close at little Gretel's ear under her basket;
but spying out his mother advancing, he dashed down a bystreet, and when
we came up with her, Gretel was alone.
One but seldom sees the English and the holiday visitors in the ancient
parts of Noirbourg; they keep to the streets of new buildings and garden
villas, which have sprung up under the magic influence of M. Lenoir,
under the white towers and gables of the old German town. The Prince
of Trente et Quarante has quite overcome the old serene sovereign of
Noirbourg, whom one cannot help fancying a prince like a prince in a
Christmas pantomime--a burlesque prince with twopence-halfpenny for a
revenue, jolly and irascible, a prime-minister-kicking prince, fed upon
fabulous plum-puddings and enormous pasteboard joints, by cooks and
valets with large heads which never alter their grin. Not that this
portrait is from the life. Perhaps he has no life. Perhaps there is no
prince in the great white tower, that we see for miles before we enter
the little town. Perhaps he has been mediatized, and sold his kingdom
to Monsieur Lenoir. Before the palace of Lenoir there is a grove of
orange-trees in tubs, which Lenoir bought from another German prince;
who went straightway and lost the money, which he had been paid for his
wonderful orange-trees, over Lenoir's green tables, at his roulette and
trente-et-quarante. A great prince is Lenoir in his way; a generous and
magnanimous prince. You may come to his feast and pay nothing, unless
you please. You may walk in his gardens, sit in his palace, and read
his thousand newspapers. You may go and play at whist in his small
drawing-rooms, or dance and hear concerts in his grand saloon--and there
is not a penny to pay. His fiddlers and trumpeters begin trumpeting and
fiddling for you at the early dawn--they twang and blow for you in the
afternoon, they pipe for you at night that you may dance--and there is
nothing to pay--Lenoir pays for all. Give him but the chances of the
table, and he will do all this and more. It is better to live under
Prince Lenoir than a fabulous old German Durchlaucht whose cavalry ride
wicker horses with petticoats, and whose prime minister has a great
pasteboard head. Vive le Prince Lenoir!
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