The Chronicles of a Gay GordonGordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria)
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The Chronicles of a Gay Gordon
Gordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria)
Generals -- England -- Biography; Gordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria), 1856-1929
I think it was the Cup Day. It was fine overhead and hot, yet a charming
day. The race for the Cup was next, and the ring was settling down to
business. Suddenly, amidst the general uproar, a fine-sounding voice,
true and melodious, was heard intoning what at first sounded to most
people a church hymn. But it was not a church hymn. It was a new method
of shouting out the odds, attracting attention to an exceedingly
well-got-up gentleman in a grey frock suit, patent leather boots, white
spats, grey gloves, tall white hat, and a flower in his buttonhole. A new
bookmaker had made his appearance. He informed the crowds in song that he
betted "only for cash," not "on the nod"--"I pay on the winner,
immediately after the race." It only wanted an organ to accompany him. It
was quite amusing to watch the remainder of his brethren in the ring. At
first they looked about for the songster; then they laughed; and then set
to work fairly to howl him down. It was no use; he managed somehow to
make his dulcet notes heard. The new arrival before the end of the day
was well known. His experiment had succeeded; it had been a first-class
advertisement, and he gathered in many clients.
He left Adelaide for the sister States. Some time afterwards an amusing
story went the round of sporting circles. Whether true or not I know not.
Here it is. The committee of one of the most important bookmakers' clubs
in Australia had occasion to adjudicate on a charge laid against him for
conduct which it was stated rendered him an undesirable member of the
club, to the honorary membership of which he had been admitted. The
committee, after inquiry, decided to request him to see them, inform him
of the charge that had been made against him, ask him if he wished to
refute it; if not, it was their intention to cancel his membership. His
answer was reported to be as follows: "The charges made against me
practically accuse me of behaving like a blackguard. Well, I can be a
blackguard--probably a bigger one than any of you are or can be, but
however that may be, there is one thing I can be, if I like, but which
none of you can ever be, and that is a gentleman. Good morning; I am
returning to England to-morrow."
CHAPTER III
THE RUSSIAN SCARE AND ITS RESULTS
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