The Chronicles of a Gay GordonGordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria)
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The Chronicles of a Gay Gordon
Gordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria)
Generals -- England -- Biography; Gordon, J. M. (Joseph Maria), 1856-1929
The babble of tongues was all over the room when in walked two gentlemen
in uniform, preceded by the manager of the hotel, making their way to the
empty table set for two. The babble of tongues began to subside. The
first officer following the manager was a tall man with rather a severe
look in his eyes. It happened to be Lord Kitchener, followed by his
personal private secretary. For a moment there came a dead silence,
immediately relieved by the strains of the band beginning an operatic
overture and the dinner proceeded. At the end of dinner all officers in
uniform were notified to interview a staff officer previous to leaving
the hotel. Within two days the number of officers frequenting the Mount
Nelson Hotel was reduced to a minimum. A couple of days afterwards the
manager informed me that he had been instructed the night of the fateful
dinner to give notice to all officers in uniform then staying at the
hotel who could not produce a permit to vacate their rooms. Steps were
also taken to inquire into the positions held by many of the amateur lady
nurses, and those whose services were deemed to be superfluous were
provided with return passages to Europe. Thus ended this episode.
[Illustration: _Photo: Shier, Melbourne_
THE COMMONWEALTH MILITARY BOARD, 1914
_Standing_: Colonel Wallace, R.A.A., Master of Ordnance; Colonel Selheim,
C.B., Quartermaster-General; Colonel Chauvel, C.B., Adjutant-General.
_Seated_: Brigadier-General J. M. Gordon, C.B., Chief of the General
Staff; Mr. Laing, Financial Member.]
An amusing incident occurred at a place called Derdepoort, some ten miles
outside Pretoria, where one of our columns, under General Hutton, was
holding a section of the defences of the capital. I had dispatched their
supplies of winter clothing to them, and it was decided to issue them on
a Sunday afternoon. Amongst the thousands of cases that my depots were
handling were many containing presents of tobacco, pipes, books, and so
on, to the men of the contingents. When the unpacking of those that had
arrived at Derdepoort had taken place on the Sunday afternoon it was
discovered that several very large ones contained women's and children's
garments of all kinds and descriptions. The Tommies were not slow in
appreciating the situation. The sounds of hearty laughter were soon
ringing throughout the camp. I heard it in my tent, where I was taking a
quiet afternoon nap. I went out to see what was happening. It was indeed
a quaint sight. An amateur fancy dress ball was being held, and anything
more comical it is difficult to imagine. The explanation of the arrival
of the costumes was soon made clear. An association of ladies had been
formed in New Zealand with the object of supplying clothing for the Boer
women and children in the refugee camps that had been established by us
for them in South Africa. The cases containing the clothing had been
forwarded to Derdepoort by mistake.
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