The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Tooby sho’, dey had a spite ag’in Marse Tumlin and Marse Bolivar atter
de bank busted. Dey show’d it by gwine des so fur; dey’d fling out der
hints; but dey kep’ on de safe side, ’kaze Marse Tumlin wa’n’t de man fer
ter go ’roun’ huntin’ a fuss, ner needer wuz Marse Bolivar; but fetch a
fuss an’ lay it in der laps, ez you may say, an’ dey’d play wid it an’
dandle it, an’ keep it fum ketchin’ col’. Dey sho’ would, suh. When dem
Gossett boys’d come ter town, Marse Tumlin an’ Marse Bolivar would des
set’ ’roun’ watchin’ um, des waitin’ twel dey cross de dead-line. But it
seem like dey know des how fur ter go, an’ right whar ter stop.
“Well, suh, it went on dis away fer I dunner how long, but bimeby, one
day, our ol’ cow got out, an’ ’stidder hangin’ ’roun’ an’ eatin’ de grass
in de streets like any yuther cow would ’a’ done, she made a straight
shoot fer de plantation whar she come fum.
“Miss Vallie tol’ Marse Tumlin ’bout it, an’ he say he gwine atter her.
Den some er de niggers in de nex’ lot tol’ me dat de cow wuz out an’
gone, an’ I put out atter her, too, not knowin’ dat Marse Tumlin wuz
gwine. He went de front street an’ I went de back way. Ef de town wuz
big ez de streets is long, we’d have a mighty city down here; you know
dat yo’se’f, suh. De place whar de back street jines in wid de big road
is mighty nigh a mile fum de tempunce hall, an’ when I got dar, dar wuz
Marse Tumlin polin’ ’long. I holler an’ ax ’im whar he gwine. He say he
gwine atter a glass er milk. Den he ax me whar I gwine. I say I’m gwine
atter dat ol’ frame dat nigh-sighted folks call a cow. He ’low dat he’d
be mighty thankful ef de nex’ time I tuck a notion fer ter turn de cow
out I’d tell ’im befo’han’ so he kin run ’roun’ an’ head ’er off an’
drive ’er back. He wuz constant a-runnin’ on dat away. He’d crack his
joke, suh, ef he dyin’.
“We went trudgin’ ’long twel we come ’pon de big hill dat leads down ter
de town branch. You know de place, suh. De hill mighty steep, an’ on bofe
sides er de road der’s a hedge er Cherrykee roses; some folks calls um
Chickasaw; but Chicky er Cherry, dar dey wuz, growin’ so thick a rabbit
can’t hardly squeeze thoo um. On one side dey wuz growin’ right on de
aidge uv a big gully, an’ at one place de groun’ wuz kinder caved in, an’
de briar vines wuz swayin’ over it.
“Well, suh, des ez we got on de hill-top, I hear a buggy rattlin’ an’
den I hear laughin’ an’ cussin’. I lookt ’roun’, I did, an’ dar wuz de
Gossett boys, two in de buggy an’ one ridin’ hossback; an’ all un um full
er dram. I could tell dat by de way dey wuz gwine on. You could hear um a
mile, cussin’ one an’er fer eve’ything dey kin think un an’ den laughin’
’bout it. Sump’n tol’ me dey wuz gwine ter be a rumpus, bekaze three ter
one wuz too good a chance for de Gossett boys ter let go by. I dunner
what make me do it, but when we got down de hill a little piece, I stoop
down, I did, an’ got me a good size rock.
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