The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Maybe you didn’t know ’er, suh, but she was born an’ bred down whar I
cum fum. Dat’s so! She wuz done gone fum dar when you come. Wuz ol’ Fed
Tatum dead? Yasser! ol’ Fed died de year dey quit der battlin’, an’ ’twuz
de year atter dat when you come; an’ you sho did look puny, suh, ter what
you does now. Well, ol’ Fed Tatum, he wuz one er deze yer quare creeturs.
He made money han’ over fist, an’ he had a sight er niggers. He had a
place sorter close ter town, but he didn’t stay on it; an’ he had a house
not fur fum Marse Bolivar Blasengame, but he’d des go out ter his place
endurin’ er de day, an’ den he’d come back, git his vittles, an’ walk ter
de tavern an’ dar he’d take a cheer an’ go off by hisse’f, an’ set wid
his chin in his coat collar, an’ look at his foots an’ make his thum’s
turn somersets over one an’er. Ef you wanted ter talk wid ol’ Fed Tatum,
you’d hafter go whar he wuz settin’ at an’ do all de talkin’ yo’se’f.
He’d des set back dar an’ grunt an’ maybe not know who you wuz. But when
he come huntin’ you up, you better watch out. Dey say dey ain’t nobody
ever is make a trade wid ol’ Fed but what dey come out at de little een’
er de horn.
“Well, ol’ Fed had a nigger ’oman keepin’ house fer ’im, an’ doin’ de
cookin’ and washin’. I say ‘nigger,’ suh, but she wuz mighty nigh white.
She wuz Mary Ellen’s mammy, an’ Mary Ellen wuz des white ez anybody,
I don’t keer whar dey cum fum, an’ she wuz purty fum de word go. Dey
wa’n’t never no time, suh, atter Mary Ellen wuz born dat she wa’n’t de
purtiest gal in dat town. I des natchully ’spises merlatters, but dey wuz
sump’n ’bout Mary Ellen dat allers made a lump come in my goozle. I tuck
ter dat chile, suh, de minnit I laid my eyes on ’er. She made me think
’bout folks I done forgot ef I ever know’d um, an’ des de sight un ’er
made me think ’bout dem ol’ time chunes what mighty nigh break yo’ heart
when you hear um played right. Dat wuz Mary Ellen up an’ down.
“Well, suh, when Mary Ellen got so she could trot ’roun’, old Fed Tatum
sorter woke up. He stayed at home mo’, and when de sun wuz shinin’ you
might see ’im any time setting in his peazzer wid Mary Ellen playin’
roun’, er walkin’ out in de back yard wid Mary Ellen trottin’ at his
heels. I’m telling you de start-naked trufe—by de time dat chile wuz
six-year ol’ she could read; yasser! read out’n a book, an’ read good. I
seed her do it wid my own eyes, an’ heer’d ’er wid my own years. ’Tain’t
none er dish yer readin’ an’ stoppin’ like you hear de school chillun
gwine on; no, suh! ’Twuz de natchual readin’ right ’long. An’ by de time
she wuz eight, dey wa’n’t no words in no book in dat town but what she
could take an’ chaw um same as lawyers in de cote-house. Mo’ dan dat,
suh, she could take a pencil, an’ draw yo’ likeness right ’fo’ yo’ face.
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