The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Ef dey ever wuz hard-headed folks, suh, dat wuz de tribe. He went
up-town, but he ain’t stay long, an’ when he come back he foun’ Sally
in de house cryin’ an’ gwine on. She won’t tell what de matter, an’ she
won’t let nobody do nothin’ fer ’er. Now, ef she’d ’a’ been mine, suh,
I’d ’a’ frailed ’er out den an’ dar, an’ I’d ’a’ kep’ on frailin’ ’er out
twel she’d ’a’ vowed dat she never know’d no gal name Mary Ellen. Dat’s
me! But Marse Bolivar ain’t look at it dat away, an’ de man what never
knuckle ter no human bein’, rich er po’, high er low, had ter knuckle ter
dat chile, an’ she wa’n’t much bigger dan yo’ two fists.
“So bimeby he say, ‘Honey, I’m gwine atter Mary Ellen, ef dat’s her name,
an’ she can stay here all day an’ all night, too, fer what I keer.’
“Sally ’low, ‘She sha’n’t come here! she sha’n’t! I don’t want nobody ter
come here dat’s got ter git der feelin’s hurted eve’y time dey come.’
“Right dar, suh, is whar my han’ would ’a’ come down hard; but Marse
Bolivar, he knuckle. He say, ‘Well, honey, you’ll hafter fergive me dis
time. I’ll go fetch ’er ef she’ll come, an’ ef she won’t ’tain’t my
fault.’
“So out he went. I dunner how he coaxed Mary Ellen, but she say he tol’
’er dat Sally wuz feelin’ mighty bad, an’ wuz ’bleeze ter see ’er; an’
Mary Ellen, havin’ mo’ heart dan min’, come right along. An’ Marse
Bolivar wuz happy fer ter see Sally happy.
“Dis wuz long ’fo’ de battlin’, suh, but even dat fur back dey wuz
talkin’ ’bout war. Ol’ Fed Tatum wuz a mighty long-headed man, an’ he
know’d mighty well dat ef Mary Ellen stayed dar whar she wuz at, she
won’t have no mo’ show dan a chicken wid its head wrung off. So he fixed
’er up an’ packed ’er off up dar whar de Northrons is at. He’d ’a’ sont
her mammy wid ’er, but she say no; she’d be in de way; folks would
’spicion what de matter wuz; an’ so she shet her mouf an’ stayed. Ef Mary
Ellen had ’a’ been my chile, suh, I’d ’a’ gone wid ’er ef I had ter claw
my way wid my naked han’s thoo forty miles er brick wall. But her mammy
was diffunt; she stayed an’ pined.
“Now, ef anybody want pinin’ done dey’ll hafter go ter somebody else
’sides ol’ Minervy Ann Perdue. When you see me pinin’, suh, you may know
my tongue done cut out an’ my han’s pairlized. Ef Mary Ellen had ’a’ been
my chile dey’d ’a’ been murder done, suh. I’d ’a’ cotch ol’ Fed Tatum
by what little hair he had an’ I’d ’a’ ruint ’im; an’ ez ’twuz, I come
mighty nigh havin’ a fight wid ’im. An’ ef I had—_ef I had_——”
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