The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Wellum, de days went an’ de days come. Bimeby I hear some er de niggers
say dat Mary Ellen done come back. I laid off ter go an’ see de chile;
but one day I wuz gwine ’long de street an’ I met a white lady. She say,
‘Ain’t dat Aunt Minervy Ann?’ I ’low, ‘Yessum, dis is de remnants.’
Wid dat, ma’am, she grab me ’roun’ de neck an’ hug me, an’ bu’st out
a-cryin’, an’ ’twa’n’t nobody in de worl’ but Mary Ellen.
“Purty! I never has foun’ out, ma’am, how any human can be ez purty ez
Mary Ellen. Her skin wuz white ez milk an’ her eyes shine like stars. I’d
’a’ never know’d her in de worl’. But dar she wuz, cryin’ one minnit an’
laughin’ de nex’. An’ she wuz in trouble too. She had a telegraph in her
han’ tellin’ ’er dat one er her ol’ schoolmates gwine on ter Flurridy
wuz gwine ter stop over one train des ter see Mary Ellen. Hit seem like
dat up dar whar she been stayin’ at she ain’t never tell nobody but what
she wuz white, an’ de human wa’n’t born dat could tell de diffunce. So
dar ’twuz. Here wuz de Northron lady comin’ fer ter see Mary Ellen, an’
what wuz Mary Ellen gwine ter do?—whar wuz she gwine ter take de Northron
lady? Dar wuz de ramshackle cabin, an’ dar wuz my kitchen. You may think
’twuz funny, ma’am——”
“But I don’t,” said the lady of the house, abruptly and unexpectedly; “I
don’t think it was funny at all.”
Aunt Minervy Ann looked at me and lifted her chin triumphantly, as she
resumed: “No’m, ’twa’n’t funny. Mary Ellen wuz proud an’ high-strung;
you could read dat in de way she walk an’ eve’y motion she make, an’ dat
ar telegraph dat de Northron lady sont ’er fum Atlanty kinder run ’er in
a corner. She dunner what ter do, ner which way ter turn. Look at it
yo’se’f, ma’am, an’ see whar she wuz.
“She laughed, ma’am, but she wuz in trouble, an’ I’m sech a big fool dat
I’m allers in trouble ’long wid dem what I like. Take de tape-line ter
der trouble an’ den ter mine, an’ you’ll fin’ dat dey medjer ’bout de
same. Mary Ellen laugh an’ say, ‘Dey’s two things I kin do; I kin leave
town, er I kin go down dar ter de cabin an’ kill myse’f.’ Oh, she wuz in
a corner, ma’am—don’t you doubt it.
“Right den an’ dar sump’n pop in my head. I ’low, ‘Is you been ter call
on Marse Bolivar Blasengame?’ She say ‘No, I ain’t, Aunt Minervy Ann. I
started ter go, but I’m afear’d ter.’ I ’low, ‘Well, I’m gwine dar right
now; come go wid me.’
“So we went dar, and I left Mary Ellen on de back porch, an’ I went in de
house. Marse Bolivar wuz settin’ down, gwine over some papers, an’ Mis’
Em’ly wuz darnin’ an’ patchin’.
“I say, ‘Marse Bolivar, dey’s a gal out here dat I thought maybe you an’
Mis’ Em’ly would be glad ter see?”
“He ’low, ‘Dang you’ hide, Minervy Ann! You like ter make me jump out’n
my skin. Who is de gal?’
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