It was late in the day before he could steady his nerves sufficiently
to glance at the evening papers. The Parliamentary report proved
significant reading, and confirmed the fears that he had been trying to
shake off. Mr. Ap Dave, the Chancellor, whose lively controversial
style endeared him to his supporters and embittered him, politically
speaking, to his opponents, had risen in his place to make an
unprovoked apology for having alluded in a recent speech to certain
protesting taxpayers as "skulkers." He had realized on reflection that
they were in all probability perfectly honest in their inability to
understand certain legal technicalities of the new finance laws. The
House had scarcely recovered from this sensation when Lord Hugo Sizzle
caused a further flutter of astonishment by going out of his way to
indulge in an outspoken appreciation of the fairness, loyalty, and
straightforwardness not only of the Chancellor, but of all the members
of the Cabinet. A wit had gravely suggested moving the adjournment of
the House in view of the unexpected circumstances that had arisen.
Belturbet anxiously skimmed over a further item of news printed
immediately below the Parliamentary report: "Wild cat found in an
exhausted condition in Palace Yard."
"Now I wonder which of them--" he mused, and then an appalling idea
came to him. "Supposing he's put them both into the same beast!" He
hurriedly ordered another prairie oyster.
Belturbet was known in his club as a strictly moderate drinker; his
consumption of alcoholic stimulants that day gave rise to considerable
comment.
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