Her unfavourable verdict was echoed in other quarters about the same
time. Groby Lington had never been a hero in the eyes of his personal
retainers, but he had shared the approval accorded to his defunct
parrot as a cheerful, well-dispositioned body, who gave no particular
trouble. Of late months, however, this character would hardly have
been endorsed by the members of his domestic establishment. The stolid
stable-boy, who had first announced to him the tragic end of his
feathered pet, was one of the first to give voice to the murmurs of
disapproval which became rampant and general in the servants' quarters,
and he had fairly substantial grounds for his disaffection. In a burst
of hot summer weather he had obtained permission to bathe in a
modest-sized pond in the orchard, and thither one afternoon Groby had
bent his steps, attracted by loud imprecations of anger mingled with
the shriller chattering of monkey-language. He beheld his plump
diminutive servitor, clad only in a waistcoat and a pair of socks,
storming ineffectually at the monkey which was seated on a low branch
of an apple tree, abstractedly fingering the remainder of the boy's
outfit, which he had removed just out of has reach.
"The ipe's been an' took my clothes;" whined the boy, with the passion
of his kind for explaining the obvious. His incomplete toilet effect
rather embarrassed him, but he hailed the arrival of Groby with relief,
as promising moral and material support in his efforts to get back his
raided garments. The monkey had ceased its defiant jabbering, and
doubtless with a little coaxing from its master it would hand back the
plunder.
"If I lift you up," suggested Groby, "you will just be able to reach
the clothes."
The boy agreed, and Groby clutched him firmly by the waistcoat, which
was about all there was to catch hold of, and lifted, him clear of the
ground. Then, with a deft swing he sent him crashing into a clump of
tall nettles, which closed receptively round him. The victim had not
been brought up in a school which teaches one to repress one's
emotions--if a fox had attempted to gnaw at his vitals he would have
flown to complain to the nearest hunt committee rather than have
affected an attitude of stoical indifference. On this occasion the
volume of sound which he produced under the stimulus of pain and rage
and astonishment was generous and sustained, but above his bellowings
he could distinctly hear the triumphant chattering of his enemy in the
tree, and a peal of shrill laughter from Groby.
When the boy had finished an improvised St. Vitus caracole, which would
have brought him fame on the boards of the Coliseum, and which indeed
met with ready appreciation and applause from the retreating figure of
Groby Lington, he found that the monkey had also discreetly retired,
while his clothes were scattered on the grass at the foot of the tree.
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