"From mutual friends and acquaintances they sometimes get glimpses of
their prodigal relative, who has settled down into a confirmed gambling
maniac, living on such salvage of income as obliging moneylenders have
left at her disposal.
"So you need not be surprised," concluded Clovis, "if they do wear a
depressed look in public."
"Which is Veronique?" asked the Baroness.
"The most depressed-looking of the three," said Clovis.
THE PEACE OFFERING
"I want you to help me in getting up a dramatic entertainment of some
sort," said the Baroness to Clovis. "You see, there's been an election
petition down here, and a member unseated and no end of bitterness and
ill-feeling, and the County is socially divided against itself. I
thought a play of some kind would be an excellent opportunity for
bringing people together again, and giving them something to think of
besides tiresome political squabbles."
The Baroness was evidently ambitious of reproducing beneath her own
roof the pacifying effects traditionally ascribed to the celebrated
Reel of Tullochgorum.
"We might do something on the lines of Greek tragedy," said Clovis,
after due reflection; "the Return of Agamemnon, for instance."
The Baroness frowned.
"It sounds rather reminiscent of an election result, doesn't it?"
"It wasn't that sort of return," explained Clovis; "it was a
home-coming."
"I thought you said it was a tragedy."
"Well, it was. He was killed in his bathroom, you know."
"Oh, now I know the story, of course. Do you want me to take the part
of Charlotte Corday?"
"That's a different story and a different century," said Clovis; "the
dramatic unities forbid one to lay a scene in more than one century at
a time. The killing in this case has to be done by Clytemnestra."
"Rather a pretty name. I'll do that part. I suppose you want to be
Aga--whatever his name is?"
"Dear no. Agamemnon was the father of grown-up children, and probably
wore a beard and looked prematurely aged. I shall be his charioteer or
bath-attendant, or something decorative of that kind. We must do
everything in the Sumurun manner, you know."
"I don't know," said the Baroness; "at least, I should know better if
you would explain exactly what you mean by the Sumurun manner."
Clovis obliged: "Weird music, and exotic skippings and flying leaps,
and lots of drapery and undrapery. Particularly undrapery."
"I think I told you the County are coming. The County won't stand
anything very Greek."
"You can get over any objection by calling it Hygiene, or limb-culture,
or something of that sort. After all, every one exposes their insides
to the public gaze and sympathy nowadays, so why not one's outside?"
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