The getting-up and rehearsing of the play seemed likely to cause, in a
restricted area, nearly as much heart-burning and ill-feeling as the
election petition. Clovis, as adapter and stage-manager, insisted, as
far as he was able, on the charioteer being quite the most prominent
character in the play, and his panther-skin tunic caused almost as much
trouble and discussion as Clytemnestra's spasmodic succession of
lovers, who broke down on probation with alarming uniformity. When the
cast was at length fixed beyond hope of reprieve matters went scarcely
more smoothly. Clovis and the Baroness rather overdid the Sumurun
manner, while the rest of the company could hardly be said to attempt
it at all. As for Cassandra, who was expected to improvise her own
prophecies, she appeared to be as incapable of taking flying leaps into
futurity as of executing more than a severely plantigrade walk across
the stage.
"Woe! Trojans, woe to Troy!" was the most inspired remark she could
produce after several hours of conscientious study of all the available
authorities.
"It's no earthly use foretelling the fall of Troy," expostulated
Clovis, "because Troy has fallen before the action of the play begins.
And you mustn't say too much about your own impending doom either,
because that will give things away too much to the audience."
After several minutes of painful brain-searching, Cassandra smiled
reassuringly.
"I know. I'll predict a long and happy reign for George the Fifth."
"My dear girl," protested Clovis, "have you reflected that Cassandra
specialized in foretelling calamities?"
There was another prolonged pause and another triumphant issue.
"I know. I'll foretell a most disastrous season for the foxhounds."
"On no account," entreated Clovis; "do remember that all Cassandra's
predictions came true. The M.F.H. and the Hunt Secretary are both
awfully superstitious, and they are both going to be present."
Cassandra retreated hastily to her bedroom to bathe her eyes before
appearing at tea.
The Baroness and Clovis were by this time scarcely on speaking terms.
Each sincerely wished their respective role to be the pivot round which
the entire production should revolve, and each lost no opportunity for
furthering the cause they had at heart. As fast as Clovis introduced
some effective bit of business for the charioteer (and he introduced a
great many), the Baroness would remorselessly cut it out, or more often
dovetail it into her own part, while Clovis retaliated in a similar
fashion whenever possible. The climax came when Clytemnestra annexed
some highly complimentary lines, which were to have been addressed to
the charioteer by a bevy of admiring Greek damsels, and put them into
the mouth of her lover. Clovis stood by in apparent unconcern while
the words:
"Oh, lovely stripling, radiant as the dawn," were transposed into:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account