The circuit rider : $b A tale of the heroic ageEggleston, Edward
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The circuit rider : $b A tale of the heroic age
Eggleston, Edward
Christian fiction; Circuit riders -- Fiction; Social problems -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
dropped incidentally; the pronoun which represented the unknown
quantity of a Methodist Lumsden was always masculine, but Patty did
not fail to comprehend.
[Illustration: THE CONNECTICUT PEDDLER.]
One day there came to Captain Lumsden's door that out-cast of New
England--a tin-peddler. Western people had never heard of Yale
College or any other glory of Connecticut or New England. To them it
was but a land that bred pestilent peripatetic peddlers of tin-ware
and wooden clocks. Western rogues would cheat you out of your horse
or your farm if a good chance offered, but this vile vender of Yankee
tins, who called a bucket a "pail," and said "noo" for new, and
talked nasally, would work an hour to cheat you out of a "fipenny
bit." The tin-peddler, one Munson, thrust his sharpened visage in at
Lumsden's door and "made bold" to _in_quire if he could git a night's
lodging, which the Captain, like other settlers, granted without
charge. Having unloaded his stock of "tins" and "put up" his horse,
the Connecticut peddler "made bold" to ask many leading questions
about the family and personal history of the Lumsdens, collectively
and individually. Having thus taken the first steps toward
acquaintance by this display of an aggravating interest in the
welfare of his new friends, he proceeded to give elaborate and
truthful accounts--with variations--of his own recent adventures, to
the boundless amusement of the younger Lumsdens, who laughed more
heartily at the Connecticut man's words and pronunciation than at his
stories. He said, among other things, that he had ben to
Jinkinsville t'other day to what the Methodis' called a "basket
meetin'." But when he had proceeded so far with his narrative, he
prudently stopped and made bold to _in_quire what the Captain thought
of these Methodists. The Captain was not slow to express his
opinion, and the man of tins, having thus reassured himself by taking
soundings, proceeded to tell that they was a dreffle craoud of folks
to that meetin'. And he, hevin' a sharp eye to business, hed went
forrard to the mourner's bench to be prayed fer. Didn't do no
pertik'ler harm to hev folks pray fer ye, ye know. Well, ye see, the
Methodis' they wanted to _in_courage a seeker, and so they all bought
some tins. Purty nigh tuck the hull load offen his hands! (And here
the peddler winked one eye at the Captain and then the other at
Patty.) Fer they was seen a dreffle lot of folks there. Come to
hear a young preacher as is 'mazin' elo'kent--Parson Goodwin by name,
and he was a _good one_ to preach, sartain.
This startled Patty and the Captain.
"Goodwin?" said the Captain; "Morton Goodwin?"
"The identikle," said the peddler.
"Raised only half a mile from here," said Lumsden, "and we don't
think much of him."
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