The circuit rider : $b A tale of the heroic ageEggleston, Edward
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The circuit rider : $b A tale of the heroic age
Eggleston, Edward
Christian fiction; Circuit riders -- Fiction; Social problems -- Fiction; West (U.S.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
Morton was conducted three miles down the river to a log tavern, that
being a public and appropriate place for the rendering of the
decisions of Judge Lynch, and affording, moreover, the convenient
refreshments of whiskey and tobacco to those who might become
exhausted in their arduous labors on behalf of public justice. There
was no formal trial. The evidence was given in in a disjointed and
spontaneous fashion; the jury was composed of the whole crowd, and
what the Quakers call the "sense of the meeting" was gathered from
the general outcry. Educated in Indian wars and having been left at
first without any courts or forms of justice, the settlers had come
to believe their own expeditious modes of dealing with the enemies of
peace and order much superior to the prolix method of the lawyers and
judges.
And as for Morton, nothing could be much clearer than that he was one
of the gang. The settler who had refused him a lodging first spoke:
"You see, I seed in three winks," he began, "that that feller didn't
own the hoss. He looked kinder sheepish. Well, I poked a few
questions at him and I reckon I am the beatin'est man to ax questions
in this neck of timber. I axed him whar he come from, and he let it
out that he'd rid more'n fifty miles. And I kinder blazed away at
praisin' his hoss tell I got him off his guard, and then, unbeknownst
to him, I treed him suddently. I jest axed him ef the hoss was his'n
and he hemmed and hawed and says, says he: 'Well, not exactly mine.'
Then I tole him to putt out."
"Did he tell you the mar wuzn't adzackly his'n?" put in the youth
whose unwilling hospitality Morton had enjoyed.
"Yes."
"Well, then, he lied one time or nuther, that's sartain shore. He
tole me she wuz. And when I axed him whar he was agoin', he tole me
he didn' know. I suspicioned him then, and I tole him to clar out;
and he wouldn'. Well, I wuz agoin' to git down my gun and blow his
brains out; but marm got skeered and didn' want me to, and I 'lowed
it was better to let him stay, and I 'low'd you fellers mout maybe
come over and cotch him, or liker'n not some feller'd come along and
inquire arter that air mar. Then he ups and says ef the ole woman
don' give him sompin' to eat she'd ketch it from Micajah Harp's band.
He said as how he was a member of that gang. An' he said he hadn't
had nothin' to eat sence the night before, havin' rid fer twenty-four
hours."
"I didn't say----" began Morton.
"Shet up your mouth tell I'm done. Haint you got no manners? I tole
him as how I didn't keer three continental derns* fer his whole band
weth Micajah Harp throw'd onto the top, but the ole woman wuz kinder
sorter afeared to find she'd cotch a rale hoss-thief and she gin him
a little sompin' to eat. And he did gobble it, I tell _you_!"
* A saying having its origin, no doubt, in the worthlessness of the
paper money issued by the Continental Congress.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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