He made a grimace at Miss Morrell when he received it, as though asking
her what she would do under the circumstances. Miss Morrell yawned. It
was so simple. So far, she had taken an interest in the case, had come
in every day since the writing of the first letter to get her saucer of
milk and hear the latest. But if he was going to put questions to her
like this, there was all probability that she would be bored. Of course
there was only one thing to be done. Miss Morrell could see that. And
John did it. He answered the letter himself--wrote in a woman’s hand;
which is to say, he wrote every letter slanting backwards--said all that
was important when the letter was finished, and scribbled it in and out
between the date and the address, then, with a last effort at realism,
spelt two words wrong on every page.
By this means, he was getting two letters every week, answering them
both himself with as much industry and regularity as he ever put into
his work.
This was all very well--all very simple so long as it lasted. But even
Miss Morrell, whose eye to the main chance was unerring when it
concerned a saucer of milk, warned him of what would follow. One
morning, he received a letter from the little old white-haired lady,
asking him when they were going to be married.
Quite placidly, he sat down and wrote----
"_We’re to be married on the 16th of February. I’ve taken a small
cottage down in the country. It costs forty pounds a year. I thought
it wise to begin on economical lines. There’s a little rustic porch to
the front door, with William Allan Richardson roses climbing all over
it. In the front, there are ten feet of garden, protected from the road
by a wooden railing about two foot and a brick high with a tiny gate
that’s always locked to prevent burglars getting in. Three pink
chestnuts combine to give it the appearance of an ambrosial park. At
the back, there’s a little lawn, just large enough for pitch and
toss--I’ve measured it myself, it takes thirty-nine and a half of the
longest steps I can take. And in the middle there’s an apple
tree,--that’s likely to have a crop of three this year._"
Miss Morrell closed her eyes in silent acquiescence when he read it out
to her. It is possible that she may have considered him extravagant
and, having that eye to the main chance, wondered whether he would be
able to afford her her basin of milk with all this expenditure on two
establishments. She did not say it, however, and listened patiently
when he told her of other arrangements he had made.
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