It was always in these few days before his yearly exodus, that John ran
across the things that one most desires to buy. Shop-keepers had a bad
habit of placing their most alluring bargains in the very fore-front of
the window. Everything, in fact, seemed cheaper in July, and seventeen
pounds was a sum which had all the appearance of being so immense, that
the detraction of thirty shillings from the hoard would make but little
material difference to the bulk of it.
But John had learnt by experience that if you take thirty shillings from
seventeen pounds, it leaves fifteen pounds ten, an odd amount, demanding
that those ten shillings be spent also to equalise matters. Then the
fifteen pounds which is left is still immense and the process beginning
all over again, there is finally left but a quota of what had been at
first. With fifteen pounds in bank notes in his letter-case and two
pounds in gold in his pocket, he found himself looking in the window of
Payne and Welcome’s, where a little Nankin milk jug of some
unimpeachable dynasty was standing in all expectation, just waiting to
catch the eye of such a person as himself who might chance to pass by.
That afternoon, Jill was coming to tea--her first visit to Fetter Lane,
made, as he thought, simply in honour of his departure. And that little
milk jug was begging to come, too.
He stood for a while and stared at it. It would not be more than
fifteen shillings--expensive, too, at that. Fifteen shillings would
make no impression upon so vast a sum as seventeen pounds. A voice
whispered it in his ear, from behind his back,--just over his shoulder.
"You want a milk jug," said the voice, "and it’s a beautiful blue. It
will go wonderfully with the teapot and the little blue and white cups
and saucers. Get it, man! Get it!" and it reminded him in a joking way,
with a subtle, cunning laugh, of his philosophy when he was a boy.
"What are sweets for, but to eat?" "What is money for, but to spend?"
With sudden decision, he walked in; but it was not through the entrance
of the jeweller’s shop. He marched into the confessional box in the
chapel of unredemption. There, pulling out his three five-pound notes
and his two sovereigns, he planked them down upon the counter.
"I want ten shillings on those," said he.
They were used to John’s eccentricities there, but they never thought
him so mad as this.
"Why, it’s seventeen pounds," said the man.
"That’s quite right," said John. "I counted it myself. And I want ten
shillings on it."
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