Mr. Chesterton smiled. "Wouldn’t payin’ the money be better than swearin’?" said he. "It’s only fifteen pounds. Sometimes they gets rid of me that way--and it’s the only successful way of doin’ it. You see I’m inside now. I’m the nine points of the law now. If I was outside, I’d be only one--you’d be the nine, then--see. You’d be able to lock your door and make a long nose at me out of the window. Lord! the times I’ve said that to people--and they don’t seem to see the truth of it--not they." John had every sympathy with their obtuseness. If he saw the point of it himself, it was only because he knew it would not be so in his instance. "Then you won’t go?" he said. Mr. Chesterton shook his head, quite patiently. "Do you ever get kicked out of a place into the street?" asked John. The man was so small that the question would rise naturally to the minds of quite a lot of people. He smiled amiably. "Yes--they do that sometimes. But two months, without the option, for assault ain’t pleasant, you know. I shouldn’t care for it myself. I’d sooner ’ave the assault, it’s over quicker." There are some tragedies in life in which, if you do not find place for laughter, you become melodramatic--a sin which is unforgivable. John just saved the position in time. He sat down in a chair and laughed aloud. "And till I’ve paid this money," he said. "I’ve got to put you up. Where are you going to sleep? I’ve only got a bedroom besides this and a cupboard that holds two hundredweight of coal on the landing." Mr. Chesterton looked about him. "That settle looks comfortable enough," said he. "I’ve slep’ worse than that." He crossed the room and felt the springs of it with his fist. "But it’s a small place. I’m afraid I shall be a bit in the way." "My Lord!" John jumped up again. "You will this afternoon." He was to have told Jill many things that afternoon. Now this ruined everything. They would have to go out to tea, because there was no paying of the money. He could not redeem his seventeen pounds and settle it with that. There would be nothing left with which to go to Venice and the calculations of that little old white-haired lady who was waiting for him to put his arms about her neck had become so small, so infinitely small, that he had not the heart to add to them by so much as a figure of seven. "And you don’t believe that a lady’s coming to tea with me?" he said excitedly. Mr. Chesterton spread out a pair of dirty hands. "I know that lady so well," he said. "She’s always every inch a lady who wouldn’t understand the likes of me. But I’m quite easy to understand. Tell her I’m a friend of yours. I won’t give the game away."