His wife was slightly perturbed. "And I suppose you were so stupid as to introduce him to a lot of men in the club who--" "I didn't have to," interrupted Mr. Smith-Parvis, a trifle crossly. "It was amazing how many of the members knew him. I daresay four out of every five men in the club shook hands with him and called him Mr. McFaddan. Two bank presidents called him Con, and, by gad, Angela, he actually introduced me to several really big bugs I've been wanting to meet for ten years or more. Most extraordinary, 'pon my word." "Did you--did you put out any feelers?" "About Stuyvie--sant? Certainly not. That would have been fatal. I did advance a few tactful and pertinent criticisms of our present diplomatic service, however. I was relieved to discover that he thinks it can be improved. He agreed with me when I advanced the opinion that we, as sovereign citizens of this great Republic, ought to see to it that a better, a higher class of men represent us abroad. He said,--in his rough, slangy way: 'You're dead right. What good are them authors and poets we're sendin' over there now? What we need is good, live hustlers,--men with ginger instead of ink in their veins.' I remember the words perfectly. 'Ginger instead of ink!' Ha-ha,--rather good, eh?" "You must dress at once, Philander," said his wife. "We are dining with the Hatchers." "That reminds me," he said, wrinkling his brow. "I dropped in to see Cricklewick on the way up. He didn't appear to be very enthusiastic about dining here with the McFaddans." "For heaven's sake, you don't mean to say you've already asked the man to dine with us!" cried his wife. "Not in so many words," he made haste to explain. "He spoke several times about his wife. Seemed to want me to know that she was a snappy old girl,--his words, not mine. The salt of the earth, and so on. Of course, I had to say something agreeable. So I said I'd like very much to have the pleasure of meeting her." "Oh, you did, did you?" witheringly. "He seemed really quite affected, my dear. It was several minutes before he could find the words to reply. Got very red in the face and managed to say finally that it was very kind of me. I think it rather made a hit with him. I merely mentioned the possibility of dining together some time,--_en famille_,--and that I'd like him to meet you. Nothing more,--not a thing more than that!" he cried, quailing a little under his wife's eye. "And what did he say to that?" she inquired. The rising inflection was ominous. "He was polite enough to say he'd be pleased to meet you," said he, with justifiable exasperation. CHAPTER XV ONE NIGHT AT SPANGLER'S A FEW mornings after de Bosky's _premier_ as director of the Royal Hungarian Orchestra, Mrs. Sparflight called Jane Emsdale's attention to a news "story" in the _Times_. The headline was as follows: A ROYAL VIOLINIST