The City of Pleasure : $b a fantasia on modern themesBennett, Arnold
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The City of Pleasure : $b a fantasia on modern themes
Bennett, Arnold
English fiction -- 20th century
“A singular example of what imagination will do!” commented Jetsam. “The
first chamber of this revolver was loaded with blank. I expected to have
to use it for theatrical effect, to begin with, and I was not wrong. Let
me add that the other five chambers are most carefully loaded, and that
I once earned my living in a music-hall by shooting the pips out of
cards with this revolver.” He then addressed Mr. Gloucester. “Now, old
man,” he said, “how much gold is there in one of those boxes?”
“Two thousand five hundred!” answered Mr. Gloucester politely.
“And it weighs?”
“About sixty pounds.”
“It isn’t worth while breaking into it,” said Jetsam smoothly, looking
at Ilam. “I’ll take the lot. In our final settlement it shall be brought
into account.” His glance shifted to Gloucester. “Thank you,” he added,
“for this information so courteously given.
“Perhaps you are satisfied now!” said Ilam.
“Why don’t you go? You think you won’t get caught, but you will.”
“Surely, you won’t give me away, Jos!” protested Jetsam. “I’m convinced
you won’t; because you see, if you begin to talk about me I should
probably begin to talk about you, and think how dreadful that would be.”
“Keep it up! Keep it up!” said Ilam.
“Hence,” Jetsam proceeded, ignoring the interruption, “I shall
confidently rely on you to see that these excellent gentlemen here in
the corner keep their elegant mouths shut. I shall rely on you for that.
You understand, gentlemen, Mr. Ilam wishes you not to prattle, even in
the privacy of your own homes.”
“Are you going?” said Ilam doggedly.
“Yes,” said Jetsam; “and so are you.”
“Me!”
“Yes, you. The money is a mere incidental. What I came for was your
distinguished self.”
“I’m not coming with you. I haven’t the slightest intention of coming
with you.”
“You may not have much intention, but you are coming,” said the suave
Jetsam. “Besides, who is going to carry this box outside for me? I can’t
carry the box and a revolver, too. Obviously Providence has designated
precisely you to carry this box. Come.”
“Not I!” Ilam defied him.
“Come!” repeated Jetsam. “I have a vehicle awaiting outside, and we
shall see what we shall see.”
“No!” insisted Ilam.
Mr. Jetsam advanced two paces.
“Listen!” said he angrily and yet calmly. “If you don’t come, I’ll shoot
you where you stand. You ought to be able to perceive that I mean what I
say.”
Ilam’s reply was a mute surrender. He dropped his eyes, and the next
moment the two underlings had the spectacle of the corpulent Mr.
Ilam lifting a sixty-pound weight and struggling with it to the door,
followed by the revolver and Mr. Jetsam behind the revolver.
“Stop in the doorway a second,” ordered Jetsam. He addressed the clerks
again. “If I were you, I shouldn’t hurry out of here. You might catch
cold.”
And then they saw Ilam disappear, the box in his arms, and Mr. Jetsam
follow him. Mr. Jetsam closed the door. The clerks were alone.
“Well, of all the----!” exclaimed the younger man.
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