The city without Jews : $b A novel of our timeBettauer, Hugo
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The city without Jews : $b A novel of our time
Bettauer, Hugo
Antisemitism -- Austria -- Fiction; Jews -- Austria -- Fiction
But the Frenchman’s demands proved much more modest. He said that he
wanted to settle a wager, and that the chauffeur would merely have to
wait before the house in the Billrothstrasse until he, M. Dufresne,
would enter the car with a presumably very tipsy gentleman. Thereupon
the automobile was to go townward to the Opera, where the Frenchman
would get out. Then the ride was to continue to the large insane asylum
in Steinhof, far out in the extreme southwestern section of the city.
There the chauffeur was to wait until his inebriated fare would give a
sign of life. This was followed by further detailed instructions for
the quick-witted chauffeur.
Everything went off as had been planned. Even before the car reached
the Opera Herr Krötzl, after a violent attack of sickness, was enjoying
the sleep of the just tippler, so that his companion could leave him
without any difficulty. While Leo hastened to the Parliament the
chauffeur continued on his half hour’s ride to Steinhof; once there
he calmly stopped in the middle of the road, and smoked one of Leo’s
good cigarettes after the other. It was nearly two o’clock when Herr
Krötzl finally woke up, his head throbbing. Minutes passed before
he remembered where he was, and realized that he was all alone in
an automobile, and covered with filth from head to foot. Finally,
after some more minutes, he saw that he was not before the Parliament
Building at all, but in the immediate vicinity of the insane asylum
in Steinhof. Confused he consulted his watch, which, being an hour
slow, pointed to one o’clock. Horrified, Krötzl flung open the door,
and vented a furious flood of abuse on the chauffeur, who declared
with equanimity that he had understood Steinhof to be indicated as the
goal, and that the other gentleman had got out on the way. Thereupon
Krötzl tore his hair, wept and shouted, almost went raving mad, called
the chauffeur a traitor, hinted at a fearful conspiracy and revenge,
and finally pleaded with the driver, who was fast losing his polite
attitude, to drive to the Parliament Building at full speed.
The car actually went back about a thousand yards; then, however,
it stopped, far away from any human habitation, and the chauffeur,
shrugging his shoulders, announced that he could not go on, as the
motor was out of order.
Entirely sober by this time, Krötzl now sprinted the thousand yards
back to the insane asylum. There he confronted the door-man with so
much vehemence that the good fellow took him for an escaped inmate,
and summoned some keepers. Another half hour passed before Krötzl was
taken to a telephone; he could not, of course, be connected with the
Parliament Building immediately, as all its lines were busy; and when
he finally did get his connection, and the secretary of his party came
to the other end of the wire, a voice shouted in his ear that he was a
drunken swine, a crook, bought and paid for by the Jews, and that all
was over long ago.
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