The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
"Drown?" cried Mr. Puddlebox in a very loud voice. "Why, boy, what
to the devil has drowning got to do with it? Drown! I was just
thinking, that's all. I was thinking of my supper--pork and onions,
boy; and when to the devil I shall have had enough, once I get to it,
I challenge you to say or any other man. Drown, boy! Why, these
poor twisted legs of yours have got into your head to think of such a
thing! You can't be thinking this bit of a splash is going to drown
us? Why, listen to this, boy--" and with that Mr. Puddlebox turned
to the sea and stretching an arm towards it trolled in a very deep
voice:
"O ye sea of the Lord, bless ye the Lord: praise Him and magnify Him
for ever!
"That's all that bit of a splash is going to do," said Mr. Puddlebox
very cheerfully; "going to praise the Lord and going to damp our
boots if we let it, which, curse me, we won't. All we've got to
think about is where we're going to sit till the water goes back
where, curse me, it should always be instead of shoving itself up
here. One place is as good as another, boy, and there's plenty of
them, but I know the best. Now I'm going to shift you back a bit,
loony," Mr. Puddlebox continued, standing upright, "and then we're
going to sit together a half-hour or so, and then I'm going to have
my pork and onions, and you're going to be carried to bed."
Very tenderly Mr. Puddlebox drew Mr. Wriford back within the cave.
"Now you watch me," said Mr. Puddlebox, "because for once in your
life I'm the one that's going to do things while you look on.
There's only a pair of good legs between us, boy, and that's ample
for two of us, but, curse me, they're mine, and I'm going to do what
I want with them."
While in jolly accents he spoke thus Mr. Puddlebox was dislodging
from the floor of the cave large stones that lay embedded in the
shingle and piling them beneath the indentation that showed upon the
cave's upper lip. He sang as he worked. Sometimes "O ye sea" as he
had trolled before; sometimes "O ye stones;" sometimes, as he tugged
at a larger boulder--
"O ye fearful weights, bless ye the Lord: praise Him and magnify Him
for ever!"
Always with each variation he turned a jolly face to Mr. Wriford;
always he turned from Mr. Wriford towards the sea that now had
reached the pedestal he was building a face that was grey, that
twitched in fear.
"O ye whacking great stones, bless ye the Lord: praise Him and
magnify Him for ever!"
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