The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
One "Please, sir" is that there is no ink, another to borrow a knife
to sharpen a pencil, another to find a book, another to open a
window, another to shut it. Mr. Wriford tries to pick out a
particular request and to answer it; he calls for silence and is
responded to with louder "Please, sirs!" He thinks to stop the din
by ignoring it, turns his back upon the noise and cleans the
blackboard, and this is the signal for changing the note to a general
wail of: "Oh, please, sir!--Oh, please, sir!--Oh, please, sir!"
Master Cupper carries the sport to a length hitherto unattempted.
Master Cupper rises to his feet and with snapping finger and thumb
calls very loudly: "Please, sir! Please, sir!"
"Sit down, Cupper!"
"But, please, sir; please, sir!"
"Sit down!" and Mr. Wriford turns again to the blackboard. He is
quite aware, though he cannot see, what is happening. He knows that
Cupper has left his place and is approaching him with uplifted hand
and persistent "Please, sir!" He knows that Cupper is close behind
him and, from the laughter, that doubtless he is misbehaving
immediately behind his back. He turns and catches Cupper with
fingers extended from his nose. He does not know whether to pretend
he has not seen it, or how, if he should not overlook it, to deal
with it. His face works while he tries to decide. Cupper should
have been warned. Cupper is not. Cupper's fat face grins
impudently, and Cupper says: "Please, sir."
"Go and sit down," says Mr. Wriford, trying not to speak miserably,
trying to speak sternly.
"But, please, sir!"
And thereupon, as hard as he can hit, stinging his own hand with the
force of the blow, putting into it all he has suffered in this room
during the week, Mr. Wriford hits Master Cupper so that there is a
tolerable interval in which Master Cupper reels somewhere into the
middle of next month before Master Cupper can so much as howl.
Then Master Cupper howls. Master Cupper, hand to face, opens his
mouth to an enormous cavern and discharges therefrom four separate
emotions in one immense, shattering, wordless blare of terror and of
fury, of anguish and of surprise. Scarcely all the boys shouting
together could have surpassed this roar of the stricken Cupper, and
they sit aghast, and Mr. Wriford stands aghast, while tremendously it
comes bellowing out of the Cupper throat. Then bawls Cupper: "I'll
tell Mr. Pennyquick!" and out and away he charges, roaring through
playground and into house as he goes as roars a rocket into the
night. Fainter and more distant comes the roar, then, true to its
rocket character, and to the consternation of those who listen,
culminates in a muffled explosion of sound and in a moment comes
roaring back again pursued by Mr. Pennyquick who also roars and
drives it before him with blows from a cane.
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