The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
There is a sharp catching at breaths all about the room, a nervous
jump--a panic apprehension, clearly enough, that this is the prelude
to repetition of yesterday's violence. It makes Mr. Wriford feel
very sorry. He remembers Essie's "Poor little fellows. I don't feel
half sorry for them." He contrasts their dejected and aimless and
slipshod and now frightened ways with his own bright school-days. He
gets up and steps down from the platform on which his desk is raised
and stands amongst them, his hands in his pockets, feeling curiously
confident and easy. "Look here," says Mr. Wriford, "let's chuck work
this morning and have a talk. We ought to be jolly good pals, you
know, instead of messing about like we've been doing ever since I
came. When I was at school we used to be frightful pals with our
masters. Of course we couldn't stick 'em in Form sometimes, but out
of school they were just like one of us. They played footer and all
that with us, and the great thing was to barge them like blazes,
especially if one had had a sock over the ear like poor old Cupper
there."
First surprise; then a nervous giggle here and there; then more
general giggling; now all turning towards Master Cupper (very red and
sheepish), and very cheerful giggling everywhere.
Rather jolly, thinks Mr. Wriford, and proceeds: "How is old Cupper,
this morning, by the way? Cupper, you and I ought to shake hands,
you know," and Mr. Wriford strolls down to Master Cupper, and they
shake, Master Cupper grinning enormously. "That's all right. You
and I are pals, anyway. You and I versus the rest in future, Cupper,
if they get up to any of their larks. You were a silly young ass,
you know, yesterday, cocking a snook at me behind my back. That's
absolutely what you'd expect a Board School kid to do. What's your
father, Cupper?"
"Please, sir, he's an auctioneer," says Cupper.
"Auctioneer, is he? Well, you look out he doesn't sell you one of
these days, my boy, if you go cocking snooks all over the place."
Immensely delighted laughter at this brilliant flash of wit, and Mr.
Wriford sits easily on Cupper's desk with his feet on the form before
him and goes on. "You know, you're all rather young asses, you are,
really. You don't work in school, and you don't play out of it.
Why, hang it, you don't even play cricket. You're keen on cricket,
aren't you?"
Enthusiastic exclamations of "Rather!"
"Well, you go fiddling about with rounders--a girl's game; and you
don't even play that as if you meant it. Why on earth don't you play
cricket?"
"Please, sir," says some one, "we haven't got any proper bats and
wickets."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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