The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
Mr. Wriford knocks on the study door, waits for the "One moment! One
moment!" which is called to him and which gives a chinking of glass
in suggestion of the fact that the Headmaster is putting away the
medicine bottles, exhibition of which, as an Open-air Man, is so
distasteful to him, and then enters to find the Open-air Man lying,
as usual, on the sofa, amidst an air that appears to have escaped
from beneath a cork rather than have come from the window.
Mr. Wriford expresses the hope that he is better, Mr. Pennyquick the
fear that he is not, and there is then brought forward the suggestion
advanced by Abbot.
"Thursday is half-term," says Mr. Wriford. "Do you think the boys
might have a holiday? They've been working very well."
"A whole holiday?" says Mr. Pennyquick doubtfully.
Mr. Wriford knows perfectly well the reason for the dubiety in the
Headmaster's voice. In these days he has taken the work of the
school entirely out of Mr. Pennyquick's hands. Mr. Pennyquick no
longer so much as reads roll-call and prayers. Abbot calls the roll
and is mighty proud of the duty; Mr. Wriford takes prayers. Mr.
Pennyquick perhaps twice in a week will tear himself from his sofa
and his medicines and suddenly burst upon the schoolroom, patrol a
few turns with loud and quite unnecessary "WORK UP'S!" and as
suddenly discharge himself again to his study.
The less frequently he appears, the more he shirks any scholastic
duties with the neglect they entail of nursing his distressing
ailments in the seclusion of his study. Thus it is the idea of
having the boys on his hands for a complete day that gives this doubt
to his tone when a whole holiday is projected, and Mr. Wriford, well
aware of it, quickly reassures him on the point.
"Well, I think they deserve a whole holiday," says Mr. Wriford. "Of
course I'd come up just the same and look after--"
"My dear fellow, a whole holiday by all means," Mr. Pennyquick breaks
in. "By all means. Splendid! They deserve it. You're doing
wonderfully with them, my dear fellow. My mother reports she has
never known them so happy or so well-behaved. No ragging in the
dormitories at night. Cold baths every morning at their own request.
Good God, do you know I'm so much a cold bath man myself that I take
one twice a day--twice a day winter and summer--when I'm fit. Clean
and smart and quiet at meals. Perfect silence in the schoolroom.
Keen, manly play in the field. Devoted to you. My dear fellow,
you're wonderful. Whole holiday? Whole holiday by all means. I was
going to suggest it myself."
"Thursday, then," says Mr. Wriford. "They'll be delighted. I
thought of playing cricket in the morning and then, if you agree,
asking Mrs. Pennyquick if she could fix us up some lunch and tea
things in hampers, and we'd go and picnic all the rest of the day at
Penrington woods and bathe in the river and that kind of thing."
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