The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
"If they've got in we'll run for it," Mr. Puddlebox had said as they
came down the passage. But the room was entered so impetuously that
the only running done was, perforce, into it, and at that with a
stumbling rush on the part of Mr. Puddlebox into the back of the
nightshirt and the collapse of Mr. Wriford over Mr. Puddlebox's heels
upon him. Mr. Puddlebox encircled the nightshirt about its waist
with his arms; the nightshirt, gun in hand, staggered towards the
corduroy and with the gun swept its supporting leg from under it; the
gun discharged itself through its bell-shaped mouth with an appalling
explosion; the corduroy with a loud shriek to the effect that he was
dead fell upon the head of the nightshirt; and there was immediately
a tumult of four bodies with sixteen whirling legs and arms, no party
to which had any clear perception as to the limbs that belonged to
himself, or any other strategy of campaign than to claw and thump at
whatever portion of whoever's body offered itself for the process.
There were, with all this, cries of very many kinds and much
obscenity of meaning, changing thrice to a universal bellow of horror
as first a table and its contents discharged itself upon the mass,
then a dresser with an artillery of plates and dishes, and finally a
grandfather clock which, descending sideways along the wall, swept
with it a comprehensive array of mural decorations.
Assortment of arms and legs was at length begun out of all this
welter by the corduroyed gentleman who, finding himself not dead as
he had believed, but in great danger of reaching that state in some
very horrible form, found also his own hands and knees and upon them
crawled away very rapidly towards an adjoining room whose door stood
invitingly open. There were fastened to his legs as he did so a pair
of hands whose owner he first drew after him, then dislodged by, on
the threshold of the open door, beating at them with a broken plate,
and having done so, sprung upright to make for safety. The owner of
the hands however sprung with him, attached them--and it was Mr.
Wriford--to his throat, and thrust him backwards into the adjoining
room and into the midst of several shallow pans of milk with which
the floor of this room was set.
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