The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
"So it is!" cried Mr. Wriford. "I fairly buzzed him, didn't I? You
needn't whisper. There's no one here but ourselves, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that chap's managed to get the place to himself so
that he could make no mistake about getting his barn burnt down.
Anyway, I'm going to see, and I don't care a dash if there is." And
by way of seeing, Mr. Wriford put up his head and shouted: "Hulloa!
Hulloa, is there anybody in here?"
"Hulloa!" echoed Mr. Puddlebox, subscribing with great glee to Mr.
Wriford's excitement.
"Hulloa!" cried Mr. Wriford in a very loud voice. "If anybody wants
a hit in the eye come along down and ask for it!"
To this engaging invitation there was from within the house no
answer; but from without, against the door, a very loud thud which
was the yellow-toothed gentleman hurling himself against it, and then
his fists beating against it and his voice crying: "Let me in! Let
me in, won't you!"
"No, I won't!" called Mr. Wriford, and answered the banging with
lusty and defiant kicks. "Get back to your pond or I'll come and
throw you there."
"I'm cold," cried the yellow-toothed gentleman, changing his voice to
one of entreaty. "Look here, I want to talk to you."
"Go and light your barn again and warm yourself," shouted Mr.
Puddlebox; but the laughter with which he shouted it was suddenly
checked, for the yellow-toothed gentleman was heard to call: "Hullo!
Hi! Jo! Quick, Jo! Come along quick!"
"Boy," said Mr. Puddlebox, "we ought to have got away from this while
he was in the pond. What to the devil's going to happen now?"
"Listen," said Mr. Wriford; but they had scarcely listened a minute
before there happened a sound of breaking glass in an adjoining room.
"They're getting in through a window," cried Mr. Wriford. "We must
keep them out."
Several doors led from the spacious old hall in which they stood, and
Mr. Puddlebox, choosing one, chose the wrong one, for here was an
apartment whose window stood intact and beyond which the sounds of
entry could still be heard. A further door in this room that might
have led to them was found to be locked and without key. Mr.
Puddlebox and Mr. Wriford charged back to the hall, down the hall
alongside this room, through a door which led to a passage behind it,
and thence through another door which revealed one gentleman in his
nightshirt, yellow and black with mire from head to foot, who was
reaching down a wide-mouthed gun from the wall, and another gentleman
in corduroys, having a bucolic countenance which was very white, who
in the act of entry had one leg on the floor and the other through
the window.
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