The pair trudged manfully on, and Denys enlivened the weary way. He
chattered about battles and sieges, and things which were new to Gerard;
and he was one of those who make little incidents wherever they go. He
passed nobody without addressing them. “They don't understand it, but
it wakes them up,” said he. But whenever they fell in with a monk
or priest. He pulled a long face, and sought the reverend father's
blessing, and fearlessly poured out on him floods of German words in
such order as not to produce a single German sentence--He doffed his
cap to every woman, high or low, he caught sight of, and with eagle eye
discerned her best feature, and complimented her on it in his native
tongue, well adapted to such matters; and at each carrion crow or
magpie, down came his crossbow, and he would go a furlong off the road
to circumvent it; and indeed he did shoot one old crow with laudable
neatness and despatch, and carried it to the nearest hen-roost, and
there slipped in and set it upon a nest. “The good-wife will say,
'Alack, here is Beelzebub ahatching of my eggs.'”
“No, you forget he is dead,” objected Gerard.
“So he is, so he is. But she doesn't know that, not having the luck
to be acquainted with me, who carry the good news from city to city,
uplifting men's hearts.”
Such was Denys in time of peace.
Our travellers towards nightfall reached a village; it was a very small
one, but contained a place of entertainment. They searched for it,
and found a small house with barn and stables. In the former was the
everlasting stove, and the clothes drying round it on lines, and a
traveller or two sitting morose. Gerard asked for supper.
“Supper? We have no time to cook for travellers; we only provide
lodging, good lodging for man and beast. You can have some beer.”
“Madman, who, born in Holland, sought other lands!” snorted Gerard in
Dutch. The landlady started.
“What gibberish is that?” asked she, and crossed herself with looks of
superstitious alarm. “You can buy what you like in the village, and cook
it in our oven; but, prithee, mutter no charms nor sorceries here, good
man; don't ye now, it do make my flesh creep so.”
They scoured the village for food, and ended by supping on roasted eggs
and brown bread.
At a very early hour their chambermaid came for them. It was a
rosy-cheeked old fellow with a lanthorn.
They followed him. He led them across a dirty farmyard, where they had
much ado to pick their steps, and brought them into a cow-house. There,
on each side of every cow, was laid a little clean straw, and a tied
bundle of ditto for a pillow. The old man looked down on this his work
with paternal pride. Not so Gerard. “What, do you set Christian men to
lie among cattle?”
“Well, it is hard upon the poor beasts. They have scarce room to turn.”
“Oh! what, it is not hard on us, then?”
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