“Oh, ay,” said the female. “Well, I have some smocks and ruffs foul.
Come for them; and when you are there, you can look at the boy;” and it
told her where it lived, and when its husband would be out; yet it was
rather fond of its husband than not.
An introduction is an introduction. And two or three patients out of
all those who came and were denied medicine made Doctor Margaret their
washerwoman.
“Now, Martin, you must help. I'll no more cats than can slay mice.”
“Mistress, the stomach is not awanting for't, but the headpiece, worst
luck.”
“Oh! I mean not the starching and ironing; that takes a woman and a
handy one. But the bare washing; a man can surely contrive that. Why, a
mule has wit enough in's head to do't with his hoofs, an' ye could drive
him into the tub. Come, off doublet, and try.”
“I am your man,” said the brave old soldier, stripping for the unwonted
toil. “I'll risk my arm in soapsuds, an you will risk your glory.”
“My what?”
“Your glory and honour as a--washerwoman.”
“Gramercy! if you are man enough to bring me half-washed linen t' iron,
I am woman enough to fling't back i' the suds.”
And so the brave girl and the brave soldier worked with a will, and kept
the wolf from the door. More they could not do. Margaret had repaired
the “To-morrow box,” and as she leaned over the glue, her tears mixed
with it, and she cemented her exiled lover's box with them, at which a
smile is allowable, but an intelligent smile tipped with pity, please,
and not the empty guffaw of the nineteenth-century-jackass, burlesquing
Bibles, and making fun of all things except fun. But when mended
it stood unreplenished. They kept the weekly rent paid, and the pot
boiling, but no more.
And now came a concatenation. Recommended from one to another, Margaret
washed for the mayor. And bringing home the clean linen one day she
heard in the kitchen that his worship's only daughter was stricken
with disease, and not like to live, Poor Margaret could not help
cross-questioning, and a female servant gave her such of the symptoms as
she had observed. But they were too general. However, one gossip would
add one fact, and another another. And Margaret pondered them all.
At last one day she met the mayor himself. He recognized her directly.
“Why, you are the unlicensed doctor.” “I was,” said she, “but now I'm
your worship's washerwoman.” The dignitary coloured, and said that was
rather a come down. “Nay, I bear no malice; for your worship might have
been harder. Rather would I do you a good turn. Sir, you have a sick
daughter. Let me see her.”
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