The poor curé's worst misgivings were realized: the rising generation of
plebeians had played the mischief with the haughty old noble. "The
little ones had jockeyed for the bones oh" and pocketed such of them as
seemed adapted for certain primitive games then in vogue amongst them.
"I'll excommunicate them," roared the curate, "and all their race."
"Never heed," said the scapegrace lord: and stroked his hawk; "there is
enough of him to swear by. Put him back! put him back!"
"Surely, my lord, 'tis your will his bones be laid in hallowed earth,
and masses said for his poor prideful soul?"
The noble stroked his hawk.
"Are ye there, Master Curé?" said he. "Nay, the business is too old: he
is out of purgatory by this time, _up or down_. I shall not draw my
pursestrings for him. Every dog his day. Adieu, Messires, adieu,
ancestor:" and he sauntered off whistling to his hawk and caressing it.
His reverence looked ruefully after him.
"Cretensis incidit in Cretensem," said he sorrowfully. "I thought I had
him safe for a dozen masses. Yet I blame him not, but that young
ne'er-do-weel which did trundle his ancestor's skull at us: for who
could venerate his great-great-grandsire and play football with his
head? Well it behoves us to be better Christians than he is." So they
gathered the bones reverently, and the curé locked them up and forbade
the workmen, who now entered the church, to close up the pillar, till he
should recover by threats of the Church's wrath every atom of my lord.
And he showed Gerard a famous shrine in the church. Before it were the
usual gifts of tapers, &c. There was also a wax image of a falcon, most
curiously moulded and coloured to the life, eyes and all. Gerard's eye
fell at once on this, and he expressed the liveliest admiration. The
curé assented. Then Gerard asked "Could the saint have loved hawking?"
The curé laughed at his simplicity. "Nay, 'tis but a statuary hawk. When
they have a bird of gentle breed they cannot train they make his image,
and send it to this shrine with a present, and pray the saint to work
upon the stubborn mind of the original, and make it ductile as wax: that
is the notion, and methinks a reasonable one, too."
Gerard assented. "But alack, reverend sir, were I a saint, methinks I
should side with the innocent dove, rather than with the cruel hawk that
rends her."
"By St. Denys you are right," said the curé. "But, que voulez-vous? the
saints are débonair, and have been flesh themselves, and know man's
frailty and absurdity. 'Tis the Bishop of Avignon sent this one."
"What do bishops hawk in this country?"
"One and all. Every noble person hawks, and lives with hawk on wrist.
Why my lord abbot hard by, and his lordship that has just parted from
us, had a two years' feud as to where they should put their hawks down
on that very altar there. Each claimed the right hand of the altar for
his bird."
"What desecration!"
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