"Mistress Reicht," said Denys, with great dignity and ceremony, indeed
so great as to verge on the absurd, "you are turned off. If on a slight
acquaintance I might advise, I'd say, since you are a servant no more,
be a mistress, a queen."
"Easier said than done," replied Reicht bluntly.
"Not a jot. You see here one who is a man, though but half an
arbalestrier, owing to that devilish Englishman's arrow, in whose
carcass I have, however, left a like token, which is a comfort. I have
twenty gold pieces" (he showed them) "and a stout arm. In another week
or so I shall have twain. Marriage is not a habit of mine: but I
capitulate to so many virtues. You are beautiful, good hearted, and
outspoken, and above all, you take the part of my she-comrade. Be then
an arbalestriesse!"
"And what the dickens is that?" inquired Reicht.
"I mean, be the wife, mistress, and queen, of Denys of Burgundy here
present!"
A dead silence fell on all.
It did not last long though: and was followed by a burst of unreasonable
indignation.
_Catherine._] "Well, did you ever?"
_Margaret._] "Never in all my born days."
_Catherine._] "Before our very faces."
_Margaret._] "Of all the absurdity, and insolence of this ridiculous
sex----"
Here Denys observed somewhat drily, that the female to whom he had
addressed himself was mute; and the others, on whose eloquence there was
no immediate demand, were fluent: on this the voices stopped, and the
eyes turned pivot-like upon Reicht.
She took a sly glance from under her lashes at her military assailant,
and said, "I mean to take a good look at any man ere I leap into his
arms."
Denys drew himself up majestically. "Then look your fill, and leap
away."
This proposal led to a new and most unexpected result. A long white
finger was extended by the Van Eyck in a line with the speaker's eye,
and an agitated voice bade him stand, in the name of all the saints.
"You are beautiful, so," cried she. "You are inspired--with folly. What
matters that? you are inspired. I must take off your head." And in a
moment she was at work with her pencil. "Come out, hussy," she screamed
to Reicht; "more in front of him, and keep the fool inspired and
beautiful. Oh, why had I not this maniac for my good centurion? They
went and brought me a brute with a low forehead and a shapeless beard."
Catherine stood and looked with utter amazement at this pantomime, and
secretly resolved that her venerable hostess had been a disguised
lunatic all this time, and was now busy throwing off the mask. As for
Reicht, she was unhappy and cross. She had left her caldron in a
precarious state, and made no scruple to say so, and that duties so
grave as hers left her no "time to waste a playing the statee and the
fool all at one time." Her mistress in reply reminded her that it was
possible to be rude and rebellious to one's poor old, affectionate,
desolate mistress, without being utterly heartless, and savage; and a
trampler on arts.
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