The cloven foot : $b A novelBraddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
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The cloven foot : $b A novel
Braddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
Detective and mystery stories; Domestic fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Psychological fiction
Mrs. Evitt had long suffered from a gentle melancholy, an all-pervading
dolefulness, which impelled her to hang her head on one side, and to
sigh faintly, at intervals, without any apparent motive. She had been
also prone to see all the affairs of life in their darkest aspect, as
one living remote from the sun might naturally do. She had been given
to prophesy death and doom to her acquaintance, to give a sick friend
over, directly the doctor was called in, to foresee sheriff’s officers
and ruin at the slightest indication of extravagance in the management
of a neighbour’s household, to augur bad things of babies, and worse
things of husbands, to mistrust all mankind, and to perform under her
human aspect that ungenial office which the screech-owl was supposed to
fulfil in a more romantic age.
She had always been ailing. She suffered from vague pains and stitches,
and undefinable aches, which took her at awkward angles of her bony
frame, or which wracked the innermost recesses of that edifice. She
knew a great deal more about her internal economy than is consistent
with happiness, and was wont to talk about her liver and other organs
with an almost professional technicality. She was not an agreeable
companion, but a long succession of lodgers had borne with her, because
she was tolerably clean and unscrupulously honest. Upon this last
point she prided herself immensely. She knew that she belonged to a
maligned and suspected race; nay, that the very name of her calling
was synonymous with peculation; and her soul swelled with pride as she
declared that she had never wronged a lodger by so much as a crust
of bread. She would let a mutton bone rot in her larder rather than
appropriate the barest shank without express permission. Rashers of
bacon, half-pounds of Dorset, lard, flour, eggs, were as safe in her
care as bullion in the Bank of England.
George Gerard, to whom every penny was of consequence, had discovered
this sovereign virtue in his landlady, and honoured her for it. He had
suffered much from the harpies with whom he had dwelt in the City. He
found his half-pound of tea or coffee last twice as long as in former
lodgings; his rasher of bacon less costly; his mutton chop better
cooked; his loaf respected. For him Mrs. Evitt was a model landlady;
and he rewarded her integrity by such small civilities as lay in his
power. What gratified her most was his readiness to prescribe for
those ailments which were the most salient feature of her life. Her
mind had a natural bent towards medicine, and she loved to talk to the
good-natured surgeon of her disorders, or even to question him about
his patients.
‘That’s a bad case of small-pox you’ve got in Green Street, isn’t it,
Mr. Gerard?’ she would say to him, with a dismal relish, when she
came in after his day’s work to ask what she ought to do for that
‘grumbling’ pain in her back.
‘Who told you it was small-pox?’ asked Gerard.
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