He went down into the dining-room and from a secret cupboard produced
a bottle with a boastful label. Into a tumbler he splashed a very
generous portion.
Eline came in a flannel dressing-gown and skirt. She looked scarcely
human.
“Drink this,” commanded Mr. Stott.
Eline took the glass timidly and examined it.
“I could never drink that, sir,” she said, awe-stricken.
“Drink it!” commanded Mr. Stott fiercely, “it is nothing.”
To prove that it was nothing, he poured himself out an even more
impressive quantity and tossed it down. In retaliation, the whiskey
almost tossed down Mr. Stott. At any rate, he staggered under the
shock. Fortunately for his reputation as a hard and easy drinker, Eline
was oblivious to everything except a sense of complete suffocation
accompanied by a feeling that she had swallowed a large ladleful of
molten lead. So she did not see Mr. Stott gasping like a fish and
clutching his throat.
“Oh, sir--what was it?” she found voice to ask.
“Whiskey,” said Mr. Stott in a strangled voice, “neat whiskey! It is
nothing.”
Eline had never drunk neat whiskey before. It seemed to her, as
whiskey, distinctly untidy. It had sharp edges. She could only look
upon her employer with a new born respect.
“It is nothing,” said Mr. Stott again. Now that it was all over it
seemed at any rate, easy. He was an abstemious man and in truth had
never tasted whiskey in its undiluted state. Bravado had made him do
it, but now that it was done, he had no regrets.
“How’s your tooth?”
“Fine, sir,” said Eline gratefully. She experienced a wonderful sense
of exhilaration. So did Mr. Stott.
“Sit down, Eline,” he pointed grandly to a chair.
Eline smiled foolishly and sat.
“I have always been a very heavy drinker,” said Mr. Stott gravely. “My
father was before me. I am what is known as a three-bottle man.”
He wondered at himself as he spoke. His maligned parent had been a
Baptist minister.
“Goodness!” said Eline impressed, “and there are only two bottles on
the sideboard!”
Mr. Stott looked.
“There is only one, Eline,” he said severely, and looked again. “Yes,
perhaps you’re right.” He closed first one eye and then the other.
“Only one,” he said.
“Two,” murmured Eline defiantly.
“We Stotts have always been devil-may-care fellows,” said Mr. Stott
moodily. “Into one scrape and out of another. Hard drinking, hard
riding, hard living men, the salt of the earth, Eline.”
“There are three bottles!” said Eline in wonderment.
“My father fought Kid McGinty for twenty-five rounds.” Mt. Stott shook
his head. “And beat him to--to--a jelly. Hard fighters every one of us.
By heaven,” he said, his pugilistic mood reviving certain memories, “if
I had laid my hands on that scoun’rel...!”
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