The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
That the period of literature’s commercialization should be that of
its decay is obviously more than a coincidence. Mr. Holt observes
both, and is sad, but _that_ is a coincidence pure and simple:
his melancholy is due to something else. The “commercialization” is
confessedly compelling him to do a good deal more advertising than
he likes to pay for; for commerce spells competition. The authors
of to-day and their agents have acquired the disagreeable habit of
taking their wares to the highest bidder—the publisher who will give
the highest royalties and the broadest publicity. The immemorial
relation whereby the publisher was said to drink wine out of the
author’s skull has been rudely disturbed by the latter demanding some
of the wine for himself and refusing to supply the skull—an irritating
infraction of a good understanding sanctified by centuries of faithful
observance. It is only natural that Mr. Holt, being a conservative man
and a protagonist of established order, should experience some of the
emotions appropriate to the defenders in a servile insurrection.
With a candor that is most becoming, Mr. Holt expressly bewails the
passing of the old régime—the departed days when authors “had other
resources” than authorship. This is the second time that it has been
my melancholy privilege to hear the head of a prosperous American
publishing house make this moan. Another one, a few years ago, in
addressing a company of authors, solemnly advised them to have some
means of support additional to writing. I was not then, and am not now,
assured that publishers find it necessary to have any means of support
additional to publishing.
THE AMERICAN CHAIR
A London philosopher was once pleased to remark that the American habit
of sitting on the middle of the back with the feet elevated might in
time profoundly alter the American physical structure, producing a
race having its type in the Bactrian camel. If “our cousins across
the water” understood this matter they would not adopt the flippant
tone toward us that they now do, but in place of ridicule would bestow
compassion. Before endeavoring to clear away the misconceptions
surrounding the subject, so as to let in upon ourselves the holy light
of British sympathy I must explain that the practice of sitting in the
manner which the British philosopher somewhat inaccurately describes
is confined mostly to the males of our race; the American woman will
not, I trust, partake of the structural modification foreseen by the
scientific eye, but remain, as now, simply and sweetly dromedarian.
True, Nature may punish her for being found in bad company, but at
the first stroke of the lash she will doubtless forsake us and seek
sanctuary in the companionship of that bolt-upright vertebrate, the
English nobleman.
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