The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
Who would care to lose his life in ascending White Mountain by a new
trail? But Mont Blanc—that is different.
Mont Blanc is the monarch of mountains;
They crowned him long ago,
but be sure it was no Frenchman that did the crowning—not with such
a name as that! And if the exigencies of the literary situation had
compelled Coleridge to think of him in the vernacular he would never
have stood in the valley of Chamouni asking him who sank his sunless
pillars deep in earth. “White Mountain” is well enough in its way if
one think only of its color; but there is the disquieting possibility
that it was named in honor of its discoverer (Ezekiel White, of
Podunk) like the eminences that “stand dressed in living green” down in
New Hampshire.
Call Capri “Goat Island” and you class it with an abomination of that
name in the harbor of San Francisco. To the Neapolitan looking
Across the charmed bay
Whose blue waves keep, with Capri’s sunny fountains,
Perpetual holiday
it is just Goat Island, and it is nothing more. The sunny fountains and
the famous sea-caverns do not interest him. They are possibly fine, but
indubitably familiar.
All this has perhaps something to do with contentment; it may go a
short way toward making us willing to be alive. We hear much from the
writer-folk about the horrors of this commercial age, the dull monotony
of modern life, the depressing daily contact with the things we loathe,
to wit, railways, steamships, telephones, electric street-cars and
other prosaic things which, when we are not boasting of them, we are
reviling. We shudder to think of the railway from Joppa to Jerusalem
(if there is one) and sigh for the good old days of the camel—even as
we sigh for those of the stage-coach, whereby the traveler met with
many romantic adventures in lonely roads and at wayside inns. Well,
as to all that, it is still possible to renounce one’s purse to a
“road agent” between Squaw Gulch and Ginger Gap if one wish to, and
“hold-ups” are not altogether unknown to those who in default of the
stage-coach are compelled to travel by express trains.
Is any spectacle really more interesting than a railway train in
motion? Why, even the stolidest laborer in the field, or the most
_blasé_ switchman off duty, takes a moment off to stare at it.
By night, with its dazzling headlight, its engine eating fire and
breathing steam and smoke, its flashes of red light upon the trees as
its furnace doors are opened and closed, its long line of gleaming
windows, the roar and clang of its progress—not in the world is
anything more fascinating, more artistic nor, but for its familiarity,
more picturesque.
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