The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
That is the way that a logical patient would probably reason if
incurable and in great pain. I confess my inability to discern the
fallacy of his argument. Indeed, it seems to me that so far as concerns
baffling the divine purpose the patient who calls in a physician and
tries to recover is more obviously guilty of attempting to do that than
the patient who tries to die. To an understanding that accepts life as
a gift from God, illness might very naturally seem a divine intimation
of God’s altered mind. To one thinking after that fashion voluntary
death would necessarily appear as cheerful submission to the divine
will, and the taking of medicine as impious rebellion.
The right of suicide implies and carries with it the right to put to
death a sufferer incurably ill; for the relief which we claim for
ourselves we cannot righteously deny to those in our care. We would
naturally expect a medical advocate of suicide to kill a patient
occasionally, as humanity may suggest and opportunity serve. Dr.
Nickerson’s frankness is shocking, but on a survey of the entire
question it seems a good deal easier to point out his infractions of
the law than his disloyalty to reason and the higher sentiments which
distinguish us from the priests that perish.
1899.
THE SCOURGE OF LAUGHTER
The world is growing wiser. Ancient Error is drawing off his defeated
forces, the rear guard blinking in the destructive light of reason
and science. It has now been ascertained that wrinkles are not caused
by care and grief, but by laughing. Such is the dictum of an eminent
physician, and it is becoming in us laymen to accept it with due
humility and govern ourselves accordingly, subduing the rebellious
diaphragm and mortifying the countenance. More easily said than done,
doubtless, but what that is easily done is worth doing?
It is to be feared that much of the laughing that is done has its
energizing motive in some fundamental principle of human nature not
affectable by human will; that we frequently laugh from causes beyond
our control, between which and the thing we think we laugh at there
is no other relation than coincidence in point of time. That which we
happen to have in attention at the time of the mysterious impulse is
mistaken as the cause of the impulse and thought comic, whereas it
has no such character, and under other circumstances would have been
thought a very serious matter. This view is abundantly confirmed by
observation. Men have been known to laugh even when reading the work of
the professional humorist, when listening to a story at a club, when
in the very presence of a negro minstrel. It is difficult, indeed, to
mention environing conditions so dispiriting as to assure gravity.
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