The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
The attribution of magical and medicinal virtues to rings pervades
all ancient and mediæval story. Gyges, King of Lydia, had a ring by
which the wearer could become invisible—a result accomplishable,
though sometimes too tardily, by our modern plan of going away. One
of the Kings of Lombardy had a ring which told him in what direction
to travel. It may have contained a compass, though to that theory
is opposed the objection that he antedated the invention of that
instrument. But (I make the suggestion with humility) may not his have
been the compass afterward invented? Medicated rings were in popular
use in ancient Rome. An efficacious design for these, according to
Trallian, a physician of the fourth century, was Hercules strangling
the Nemæan lion. This, he assures us, is, if well engraved, a specific
for stomach-ache. Throughout mediæval Europe belief in the healing
power of certain rings was widely diffused; but then, as now, persons
free from gross superstitions preferred to treat their disorders by
touching the relics of saints.
Rings engraved with the names of the Magi were once in great medical
repute, but in 1674 a learned prelate threw discredit upon them by
showing that the true names were not known, being variously given as
Melchior, Balthasar and Jasper; Apellius, Amerus and Damascus; Ator,
Sator and Petratoras. As the author of _Ben-Hur_ has given the
weight of his authority to the first three names, the healing-ring may
with some confidence be engraved with them and pushed back into its old
place in public esteem. But before risking any money in the manufacture
it would be prudent to test upon a few patients the accuracy of General
Wallace’s historical knowledge by administering the names of his choice
internally.
A ring presented to Edward the Confessor cured epilepsy, and after
the death of the royal owner by another and hardier disease it was
preserved as a relic in Westminster Abbey. Rings which had been
blessed, or even touched, by the sovereign were for some centuries
considered worthy of a place in the British _materia medica_;
and such would doubtless command a high price to-day in the American
market—not to keep the purchaser in good health, but to make his
neighbors sick with envy.
Of all rings possessing magical or medicinal virtues the toadstone ring
of our fathers was the most interesting. It was well known to those
ingenious naturalists that
the toad, ugly and venomous,
Wears yet a precious jewel in his head,
as Shakspeare was at the trouble to point out. It was customary to set
this in a ring and wear it, for it had the useful property of changing
color and sweating when poison was about. As poison was one of the
commonest means by which our easy-going ancestors accomplished the end
of one another’s sojourn in this vale of tears a monitor of that kind
was extremely useful to have literally “on hand at meal-time.”
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